Best knock knock jokes

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A list of the best knock knock jokes. I advise learning these hilarious sayings well, you never know when you might need them! Here is a great collection of witty best knock knock jokes that is sure to put a smile on your face.
Best knock knock jokes

Best knock knock jokes beginning with A

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man da fix your sink!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Amish
Amish Who?
Aw How sweet. I miss you too.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew!
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amma
Amma who?
Amma not going to tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Argo
Argo who?
Argo down the shops if you aren’t going to let me in!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with B

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock – oops i did it again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken Pencil who.
Never mind it’s pointless!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bed
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don’t hit me !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buddha
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with C

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Co…
You should say “Control freak who” now.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my work?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cow’s go who?
No, silly. Cows go Moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting cow.
interrupting c-
Mooooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Yes! I’ve always known you were a bit nutty!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yes you are!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Comb
Comb who?
Comb on down and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chick!
Chick who ?
Chick your oven, I can smell burning !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid!
Cupid who?
Cupid quiet in there.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows vCows who?
Cows go moo not who!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with D

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen all this knocking bother you already?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double
Double who?
W!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dish.
Dish who?
Dish is a nice place!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
interrupting doctor.
interr…
You’ve got cancer.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

Best knock knock jokes beginning with E

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to see me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl
Earl who?
Earl be glad to get to bed, I’m tired.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
Europe early this morning!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with F

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my lolly, I’ll whack him.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ferdie!
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fiddle
Fiddle?
Fiddle make you happy I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flea
Flea who?
Flea blind mice!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fossil
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I’m leaving!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
France
France who?
France of the family!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with G

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I’ve got the buns!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Garden
Garden who?
Garden the treasure, it’s precious!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gerald
Gerald who?
It’s Gerald friend from school!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gandhi
Gandhi who?
Gandhi come out and play?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gino
Gino who?
Gino me or not, now open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose who’s knocking at your door again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grub
Grub who?
Grub hold of my hand and lets go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with H

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hada!
Hada who?
Had a great time, how about you?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you for a long time.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hey
Hey who?
Hey ho, hey ho, it’s off to work we go!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hammond
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hand
Hand who?
Handover your money!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and answer this door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hip
Hip who?
Hippopotamus.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hockey
Hockey who?
Hockey doesn’t work, so I had to knock!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House
House who?
House you doing?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking for a change ?

Best knock knock jokes beginning with I

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
Is a bell working?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a nice day.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?

Best knock knock jokes beginning with J

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess let me in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jam
Jam who?
Jam mind, I’m trying to get in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica
Jamaica who ?
Jamaica mistake? Just let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Java
Java who?
Java dog in your house, I hear one barking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jim
Jim who?
Jim mind if I come in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe
Joe who?
Joe away, I’m not talking to you.

Best knock knock jokes beginning with K

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Keanu
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here !

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kermit
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you’ll get locked up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?

Best knock knock jokes beginning with L

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the the peep hole and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone – I’ve got a headache!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here!

Why did Lisa fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Well, not Lisa, that’s for sure.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf?
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little boy
A little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Les
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with M

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Moustache!
Moustache who?
I thought I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major day with this joke, haven’t I?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major
Major who?
Major answer didn’t I!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max
Max who?
Max no difference. Open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Meg
Meg who?
Meg up your mind – Let me in!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with N

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noise
Noise who?
Noise to see you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nose
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock knock jokes!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you sick of these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Obi Wan
Obi Wan who?
Obi Wan of the good guys!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet
Omelet who?
Omelet’in you kiss me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl
Owl who?
Owl be sad if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ozzie
Ozzie who?
Ozzie you later!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with P

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philip
Philip who?
Philip up my glass please, I’m thirsty!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Poll
Poll who?
Police!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Passion
Passion who?
Just Passion by and thought I’d pop in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phone
Phone who?
Phonely I’d known it was you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with Q

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiet Tina
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina library!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quacker
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I’m leaving!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with R

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting raven.
Interrupt…
CAAWW!!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands and dance the boogie!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rough
Rough who?
Rough, rough, rough! It’s your dog!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray
Ray who?
Ray-member me?!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Riot
Riot who?
Riot on time here I am.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russell
Russell who?
Russell up something to eat, I’m starving!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with S

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sure would like you to open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sacha!
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snowbody!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shocking.
Shocking who?
Shocking you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.

Best knock knock jokes beginning with T

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twit
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teresa
Teresa who?
Teresa are green!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis
Tennis who?
Tennis is five plus five!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tad
Tad who?
Tad’s all folks!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tim
Tim who?
Tim you got scared!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth
Tooth who?
Tooth or dare!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Troy
Troy who?
Troy the bell instead!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with U

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
UCI
UCI who?
UCI had to knock because your doorbell didn’t work!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Udder
Udder who?
Udder madness are these knock knock jokes!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Utah
Utah who?
Utah one who told me to knock!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with V

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice
Venice who?
Venice your mother coming home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with V

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water?
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you let me in?

Will you remember in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember in a day?
Yes.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You forgot me already!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter
Waiter who?
Waiter I get my hands on you!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with X

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
X
X who?
X for breakfast!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with Y

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
York
York who?
York coming over to my place!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yugo
Yugo who?
Yugo first, I’m right behind you!

Best knock knock jokes beginning with Z

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?

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