Cheesy pick up lines for guys

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Cheesy pick up lines for guys: Corny and cheesy pick up lines are tricky. At times, they’re creepy. But what we’ll present to you now are pick up lines that are non-slappy. They can be used when talking to a potential mate without bashing her over the head with a desperate appeal to get attention. These lines are a simple wordplay that may baffle her with a suggestion that you like her.
Cheesy pick up lines for guys

Cheesy pick up lines for guys

Are you Liam Neeson’s daughter/son? Because I’m completely “Taken” with you.

Were you born in Korea? Because you could just be my “Seoul” mate.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Hello! You know, I’m writing the best phone book. Can I have your number?

What’s on the menu? Me-n-U.

Excuse me. May I know the time? I do have a watch but I just can’t take my eyes off you.

Hey, is it okay to follow you home? My parents told me to follow my dreams. So, I want to follow you.

Are you a fan of Nintendo? Because “Wii” would definitely look good together.

I just learned that when a penguin has found a mate, they will stay together for the remaining years of their lives. So, would you like to be my penguin?

I’m wondering. How does it feel like to be the only star in the sky now?

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Boy: Do you want a nickel for your thoughts? Girl: Was it supposed to be “penny?” Boy: Your thoughts are definitely worth more than a penny.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Are your parents bakers? Because they made you a “cutie pie.”

Boy: Would you like to read my palm? Girl: Well, I don’t see anything written on it. Boy: You couldn’t see anything in it because “love is blind.”

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

Holy cow! Did someone just spill gorgeous all over you?

Would you like to be my SLUT? Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part of.

Sorry, but you just have to leave now! The sign says “No Smoking” here and you are “smoking” hot.

You must work out everyday to have such a beautiful body.

Let me guess. Your name is Google. Because you just have everything that I’m looking for.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I’m not planning to become an organ donor. But I’d be more than willing to donate my heart for you.

You just look familiar. Did we take a class together? I swear we have “chemistry.”

I don’t believe that love, at first sight, is real. But, in your case, I’ll make an exception.

I’ve never believed in love at first sight, until I found you.

I have a “booboo” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

You know, there’s one thing that I want to change about you. And that would be your last name.

I would never shoot you if you were a basketball. That’s because I would always miss you.

Do you have a band-aid in your bag? Because I hurt my knees falling for you.

You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.

Are you a Tennessee, because you are the only ten I see.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

My friends made a bet that I can’t talk to the prettiest woman here. I just want to use their money to buy you a drink.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

I was once a gambler. But, now that I found you, I realized that all I need is a queen of my heart.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good.

I just had to come over here because your smile lit up this room.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Are you cold because you look like you are? Would you want to use me as a blanket?

People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

Do you know the best way to fall? That’s to fall in love with me.

You should not wear any makeup because you are just messing with perfection.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

I know you’re not my first love but you could be my next.

Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

When I’m staring at your eyes, I feel like I’m looking at a gateway into the world that I want to be a part of.

I can’t find a word in the dictionary that can fully describe how gorgeous you are.

Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And honey, I’m lost at the sea.

If you want to dance, I’ll give you my hand. But if you want to sing, I’ll give you my heart.

Do you know what I want to be right now? I want to be your tear drop. In that way, I could come from your eyes, live in your cheeks and then I would die in your lips.

I just got dumped by someone. I think you could help me feel a little bit better?

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

I want to live in your socks so I could be with you every step of the way.

I could drink champagne form your shoes.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate. Well, here I am!

I just had a rough day at work. You know what makes me feel better? To see a beautiful woman smiling. Would you smile for me, please?

Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

People here would like to watch the Superbowl because it happens once a year. But I’d rather have a conversation with you because meeting someone like you happens once in a lifetime.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Are you leaving now? Haven’t you forgotten something? Me?

Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

May I borrow a quarter? Please. I just want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the woman of my dreams.

If you were words on a document, you would be a fine print.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

I’m not drunk I’m just intoxicated by you.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Hey, Angel, am I dead already? Because this must be heaven.

Can someone call God? He has been missing an angel in heaven.

My lips are like skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

Can you touch me, please? So I could tell my parents that I have been touched by an angel.

Was it painful? The day you fell from heaven?

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

Are you a beaver? Cause daaam!

Hi, I just want to tell you something. I’m a thief and I’m about to steal your heart.

I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

Did you just come out of an oven? Because you are so hot!

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I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

I’m just new here. Could you tell me the directions to your apartment?

I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

In addition to being sexy and gorgeous, what other jobs do you have?

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

Hello, may I introduce myself? I’m Microsoft. Is it okay to “crash” at your place tonight?

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Do you like to eat raisins? How would you feel about having a “date?”

Do you believe in the saying “love at first sight” or would you want me to walk by again?

Would you like to feel my shirt? Do you know what it is made of? It’s boyfriend material.

Your first wish has been granted. Here I am. So, what were your other two wishes?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?

May I know where your license is? Or did it get suspended for driving these guys crazy?

Do you want to know what is on the menu? It’s me, “n,” “u.”

Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot ‘n Ready.

Thank God I have my library card. So I can totally check you out.

I just got blinded by your beauty. That said, I’m going to get your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Are you an eye doctor? I think something is wrong with my eyes. I just can’t take them off you.

You’re extremely sweet. I think I’m having a toothache.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

You have more curves than a race track.

Is it okay if I’d take a picture of you? I just want to show Santa what I want this coming Christmas.

Hey, is it okay if I’d tie your shoe? I just don’t want you to fall for anyone else but me.

Do you have a name or would you like me to call you mine?

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

How you doin?

Even if the Earth had no gravity, I’d still continue falling for you.

They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Do you know what I’m wearing today? It’s the smile that you gave me.

Hey, I hope you don’t mind. I’m trying to solve math homework and I need some answers. What’s your number?

My physician says I am lacking vitamin U.

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

I hope you know how to perform CPR. Because you just took my breath away.

My term paper is about finer things in life. Is it okay if I’d interview you?

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Is your mother an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.

Do I know you from somewhere? Because I thought you look like my next girlfriend.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Are you a tamale? Because you sure are hot.

May I know what you’ll be doing for the rest of your life? I need to know because I want to spend it with you.

I can’t hold it any longer. I’ve already fallen for you.

(When you’re in a seminar) Can I have your Facebook information so I can continue encouraging you after this seminar is over?

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror).

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

I’m not the most handsome guy here but I am the only one talking to you.

For years, I’ve been suffering from loneliness. Would you like to join me to pray about it?

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

I was just looking into the book of numbers and I realized that I didn’t have yours.

Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to get married?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

You are so sweet that you will put Hershey’s out of business.

Let me guess, your middle name is Grace? Because you’re definitely amazing.

Is your name faith? I think so because you’re an evidence of the many things I’ve hoped for.

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

You know what I got? The gift of Prophesy. And I think I see you in my future.

My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

(If she’s a Christian) I know you have already accepted Jesus in your heart. But I’m just wondering, is there a room for me in there?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I just lost my number. Would it be okay if I borrow yours?

Are you an alien? Because on Earth, there’s nothing else like you.

Do you know what would look best on you? Me!

Is it okay if I’d rub your back? I just want to feel how an angel’s wings feel like.

I must be Richard Gere. That’s because you’re the Pretty Woman here.

Hey, I’m a great cook. What type of food do you want to eat?

I’m single. Can you help me out?

Do you need a bucket? Your beauty is over-pouring.

I wanted to be a garbage collector. So I could pick up your heart when someone you love would throw it away.

I now believe in a miracle. Because you already have my heart but I’m still alive.

Are you a politician? My parents are rooting for you.

You’re just like oatmeal. You’re good to my heart.

I don’t believe in bad luck. That’s because when I see you, I get so lucky.

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!

Your dad must have been a King to make a princess like you.

I know milk does a body good, but sweetie how much have you been drinking?

Can we play a game? But not hide and seek. A person like you is hard to find.

Are you a tower? Because I’m Eiffel for you.

Are you a terrorist? Because you’re the “bomb.”

Are you a nail? Because you’ve been spinning around in my head but you’re slowly going deep into my heart.

Are you Google? Because you are everything that I’m looking for.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrfect.

Were your parents Greek Gods, because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.

I don’t want an iPhone or iPad. All I want is you, iLoveYou.

Are you Twitter? Because you’re just so “tweet.”

Your butt is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.

If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

Are you Christmas? I want to Merry you.

Can you accompany me to a clinic? I need to undergo a blood test so you’ll know that you’re my type.

You’re an employee. I’m an employee. We could make a union.

Can we date in a cemetery? So I can prove to you that I’m deadly in love with you.

Would you like to dance with me?

Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] Because you rock me like a hurricane!

Kiss me if I’m wrong and hug me if I’m right. I bet you couldn’t name all members of the Backstreet Boys?

Do I know you from somewhere?

How was heaven when you left it?

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Pinch me. [Why?] Because you are too goof to be true that I must be dreaming.

Are you an art gallery because I have come here to collect.

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

I like your dress. It brings out your eyes.

How much do you think does a polar bear weigh? I think it’s more than enough to break the ice.

Do you have a crush on me?

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already

Can I interest you in a glass of wine? (Or beer or whatever beverage you can think of)

Hello, do you come here often? I could use your opinion about love.

Would you mind if I sit next to you, gorgeous?

If I were a king, I would introduce a coin with your photo in my kingdom.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.

You have lovely, gorgeous, soft eyes. Tell me, does the world look any better through your eyes?

Are you a fairy? You’re the answer to all the things I’ve prayed for.

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

May I ask you something? Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Are you a supermodel?

Hey, I just want to know if you were just on the cover of Vogue magazine.

Are you a fire? Because each time I’m near you, I feel so hot.

I’d like you to come and live in my heart, and pay no rent.

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.

When I told you that I don’t like you, I felt full in my stomach. I just ate what I said to you.

I wish I were a question so you could answer me.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

Are you a threat? Each time you’re near me, my heart beats faster.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

What can I do with my feet, if you wouldn’t walk with me to the altar?

How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

Are you an antibacterial agent? Because I’m a bacterium that’s 99 percent deadly in love with you.

Are you a pizza? Because I have a crust on you.

Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

Damn. What do you think is the problem with the wind? Why can’t you feel the kiss I blew?

Are you a race track? Because your curves are so beautiful.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You’re hotter than any other girl I have ever met.

Are you a secret? I can’t entrust you to others.

Is it true that when there’s still life, there’s still hope? What if you’re my life? Do you think that I still have a hope to have you?

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.

Do you have a problem with your legs? Why is it that when you walked in my mind, you fell into my heart?

Are you a thesis? Because I can defend you to anyone.

I bet you $20 you’re going to turn me down.

I blame you for global warming because your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

You’re like a cigarette. I can’t easily take you out of my life.

Are you a pimple? When I force you out of my life, I’m in pain.

You are the reason men fall in love.

Did you eat sugar? I think you did because your smile is so sweet.

I wish you were rain and I’m a soil. In this way, when you fall, you’ll fall on me.

Hey, I’m a bee. Will you be my honey?

I’m going to call the cops now. You just stole my heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Wow! Are those real?

Are you a loan? My interest in you grows stronger.

Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up!

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning into my life.

I think you’d be lucky this year. If you’d be mine.

If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso because you’re so fine.

Did you grow smaller? I think you did. Before, you were just in my head. Now, you’re in my heart.

What view do you want? Front view, side view or back view? Me? I love you.

Let me guess. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection here.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Excuse me, are you made of copper and tellurium? That’s because you are Cu Te

You’re a weeping angel, aren’t you? I could stare at you all day.

Wow, you’re full of beryllium, gold and titanium because you’re Be Au Ti Full.

You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Did you know? We’re not humans. We’re not animals. We’re not even plants. Girl: What are we then? Boy: We’re meant to be.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Will you be my driver, please? So you’ll be the one to drive my life?

It’s okay with me to pay for your tuition, as long as you’ll learn how to love me.

Did you know that I’m a scientist and you’re my LAB?

May I know your height? I’m just wondering how you fit into my heart?

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

Are you an alarm clock? You just woke my sleeping heart.

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

Will you be my sidecar? Because I’m single.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Did you fart, because you blew me away.

Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.

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