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Cheesy pick up lines

Cheesy pick up lines

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Cheesy pick up lines

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Are you French because Eiffel for you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

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Cheesy pick up lines

I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

If you were a steak you would be well done.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!

Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.

Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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Cheesy pick up lines

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!

If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.

Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.

Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.

Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.

I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the gratest.

If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

Wow, when god made you he was showing off.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

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If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.

If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.

I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.

Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.

Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you

Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.

There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together

Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.

I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.

You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.

My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re so-da-licious.

You’re like a dictionary… you add meaning to my life.

My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.

Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?

Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?

I’m new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

I’ll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so.. what’s up?

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

You look like trash, may I take you out?

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.” Watch her smile!

What is long and hard, and right behind you?

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

Will you marry me for just one night?

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Were do you hide your wings?

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Save water, shower with a friend!

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

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Cheesy pick up lines

I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y!

Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you?

Are you mexican? Because you’re my juan and only!

Do you like star wars? Because yoda only one for me!

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!

If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.

Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s? Because you’re unforgettable.

Is your name dunkin? Because i donut want to spend another day without you.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

Are you a volcano? Because i lava you

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

Are you australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Your hand looks heavy can i hold it for you?

Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.

Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!

Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?

Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.

Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.

Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.

Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you

You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job

I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!

Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you

Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.

You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.

I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!

Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y

Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you

Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing

The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.

Your so cute its distracting

Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

You dropped something! [What?] Your smile

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case

I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.

There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.

Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.

I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.

If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.

Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.

My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

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Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime

Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!

Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

Are you from mexico because i think you’re the juan for me!

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Kanye feel the love tonight?

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

You are almost as hot as my mom.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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You’re really not hot enough to get away with being this boring

You’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl

I have a feeling that you like trouble

I have a feeling that you’re trouble

I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Gandhi

Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.

I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics

Finally I found a Girl like you

I’ve had a crush on you for years

You shall be my Wife

Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder

I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.

When our friends ask us how we met, what are we going to tell them?

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

What’s your favorite tv show from your childhood?

What’s one thing you can’t live without?

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

Do you like Mexican food? Cause I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAERITTO.

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