Corny pick up lines

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A list of the corny pick up lines. I advise learning these hilarious sayings well, you never know when you might need them! Here is a great collection of witty corny pick up lines that is sure to put a smile on your face.
Corny pick up lines

Corny pick up lines

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

You’re once, twice, three times a lady.

I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.

Don’t let me be the one that got away!

I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.

Hey, baby! What’s happening!

Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Now fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name chuck?

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Do you come here often?

I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!

I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.

(Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.

People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

You: Do you have any Hungarian in you? Girl: No. You: Would you like some?

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

“hey come here” *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you* Girl comes over. “If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?”

Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.

I’d like to give you CPR!

A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that’s not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don’t want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?

Did you ever think we’d meet like this?

(Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?

Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!

Will you be my neighbor?

Tonight’s the night, right?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

Bond. James Bond.

I’m your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home.

That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I’d be coming too.

If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.

Are there any more like you at home?

Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

My wife doesn’t understand me.

Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.

Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Corny pick up lines for him

Are you gorgeous from inside as you are from outside??
Ok, you will get the meaning of it if your read it little dear. It gets your point across though, then you can start working on your new love interest.

Hi, What’s you name? Because I need to know what will I screen tonight.

You are much hotter than a sunburn.

You look familiar. Are you a model?
By this way, you can easily give her a compliment and start a positive conversation.

Did you know me? You look familiar. Let’s know each other If you we don’t.

“BEAUTIFUL” has U in it, But “QUICKIE” has U & I together.

Can you please show me the directions to your heart?

I was blinded by your glamor and smartness. I want to get your last name for the lifetime.

Hey Smarty, Do you want to play firefighters? Tonight we will practice “Stop, drop and roll”

You have been so naughty always, Just go to my bedroom.

I am not a pro Photograph, but I can click awesome photos of me and you together.

On the scale to 10, You are 9 and I am 1 you only need.

I might be wasted tonight, But the balloon in you purse does not get wasted.

If you were a chicken, You would be impeccable.

Feel his shirt and ask him, is this cotton?“ Wait for few seconds. Then touch his lower area and say, “Ohh, This must be felt”

I am not a weather woman, but i can easily predict more than a few inches tonight.

No ring on the finger? You should be someone’s husband.

Try to feel my shirt. You will get to know I am a perfect boyfriend material.

I always wanted to say you something which I am always scared off. So, Just say those 3 magic words for me.

My Friends bet on me that I can’t start the conversation with him coolest boy in this bar. wanna drink beer with their treat??

Corny pick up lines for him dirty

These all are very nice pant. I want to test its zipper

DO you sleep on your stomach? He: No… you: Can I?

You can call me a Garbage woman Because I want to handle a big junk like you in my entire life.

DO you know, Beautiful is my favorite color?
Boy: That’s a color. It is the color of your eyes.

Do you know the biggest difference between lovemaking and conversation? (NO) Let go upstair and let me teach you.

Are you mad? “,
I hope you know how to give CPR because You aways take away my breath

I saw you girls from over there and just want you all to know that I I.

For a few moment, I thought I am in heaven. But I was wrong, I am still alliance and be someones has brought the heaven for me.

Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.

Your body has 206 bones. But I will make it 207 soon.

Corny pick up lines for her

You are so superb that I wish I can grow a whole field of you!

An Amazing fact about penguin is that when they find their soul mate, They spend their whole life with them. Will you be my penguin? and stay with me for whole life.

I need the biggest glass of water because darling you are making the environment super HOT!

Hello, Excuse me, You have dropped something over here. “WHAT??” This conversation lets continue it tonight.

Are your parent’s Beavers?, because DAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Are you a ticket for parking? because what I can see is FINE, Written all over you.

God gave us two hand, two eye, two year , but he gave us only one heart which you had stole from me in just a second.

There is only one and the only thing that I want to change about you for forever. That is your surname (Last name)

I always get wounds and cuts. Because every single day, minute and second I keep falling in love with you.

If you know someone’s name then try this: Hii [Inset NAME], How did you know my name? Isn’t every hot and beautiful girl have a name like yours?

So, here you are. The girl whom I was looking for everywhere.

You must be a smart thief. Because you stole my heart without from me.

Do you know? I want to go inside and bring the stiff one for myself.

I want to say something to you, But I am too scared to tell you in person. So I will leave the first 3 letters for you to say me.

was any person in your family a mechanic? Then how did you get such a well-tuned physique?

Are you a birthday candle. Because I want to blow you tonight.

If I could have you on my bed, Then we did not a blanket to keep us warm.

Please hold my glove for few minute. I usually warm them in front of a fireplace. but you are way too hotter than that.

look at the smart guy, Sensually lick your lips with the tip of your tongue. You are making me feel the love.

I have organised a huge sale in my bedroom right now. I will give the clothes at 100% Discount.

If you were a tree then you must always stay evergreen, because I bet you look this good year around.

If I anyone give me 1$ for every time I think about you. I would have only one dollar… because you are always in my mind.

Whenever I looked back to my old sweet memories. The only things that come to my mind are the day when our child take birth, The day when we get married, and the day when I met you.

So, here you are. The girl whom I was looking for everywhere.

Your lips are so dry. Let me make it wet with mine.

Hi, My name is the Microsoft. Can you help me to crash my system tonight/

I just saw you the cute girl from there, I only wanted to let you know That I am taken.

I am not like the cartoon Fred Flintstone, But i can easily make a rock bed like him

I know you are having a busy and tiring day, but can you add me on your to-do list??

If I have the power to rearrange the alphabet, I must have put “I” & “U” Together.

Smile if you always wanted to stay with me. (And watch Him/Her try to hold back their laugh.)

Do I know you? Cause you resemble my next boyfriend/girlfriend.

I always wanted to say you something, But as always get scared to say you directly. So I’ll just let the first 3 magical words of this sentence day it for me.

You are a challan to me. because FINE is written all over you.

Hi, Darling, Feel my jacket, It is fully made of Boyfriend material.

There is a person who barely likes you. But he is little shy to tell you his feeling. But I will tell you who’s that person.

Just look on to the front camera, You will be the prettiest girl in the world.

Would you touch me for a min, I can show off my friend That an Angel had touched me.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Well Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

I know a girl who likes you a lot. But if you were not shy, I must have made a new relation.

His, Now you owe me to drink because I dropped mine when I first looked at you.

Call someone with your finger and say, “I Made you come here with my one finger, Just imagine what all I can do with my whole hand.”

I am not that high baby, I am just intoxicated by you.

His, Stupid, I just want to say please give heart back.

Give me a photo of you, I want to show my Mother how my next girlfriend looks like?

On our last meeting, we played strip poker together. We both get stripped and I poked you.
Now I can happily accept death because I have seen a small part of heaven.

Do you know, beauty is my most favorite color? [GIRL: That’s not a color]. It’s the color of your eyes.

today I am going to tell you my feeling. Yo are like a fossil to me and I am an impatient palaeontologist who badly wanted to date you.

Can I hold you for a second? So that I can tell everyone that I have been holding an Angel.

You are like an appendix. I don’t know you but I always want, I should take you out.

If I were a king, then I must have introduced coins engraved with your photo.

Go up to a bar or join someone and ask him/her: So you want to have a ……(give a big pause) drink?

I have to visit an Eye doctor, I can’t take my eye off you.

NO ring? You should be someone’s husband.

I lost my big teddy bear. Will you sleep with mine?

You must be jelly Because A chunk of Jan never is shaken like this.

Well Here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hey, My name [Your Name] and I can disappoint you in ways you have never imagined

Funny corny pick up lines

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

50. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Have a great time with corny pick up lines and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!

Corny pick up lines
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