It’s funny riddles with answers time! Laugh yourself silly with easy riddles for preschoolers. Hard, easy, long or short, all are hilarious!
Easy riddles for preschoolers
Where do books hide when they’re scared?
Under their covers.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Why can’t the elephant use the computer?
Because he’s afraid of the mouse.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
What did the carrot say to the mushroom?
You’re a fungi (fun guy).
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
What do a car and an elephant have in common?
They both have trunks.
Why do cowboys ride horses?
Because they’re too heavy to carry.
What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?
Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
Because it went back for seconds.
Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
It’s not right.
Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
In Times Square.
Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
Because she had the perfect pitch.
Why are elephants such bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?
What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?
What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Roll them back, of course!
Easy riddles for preschoolers 2
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honeycombs.
Why didn’t the oven go to college?
Because it had a lot of degrees already.
What did the teacher do at the beach?
She tested the water.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
How did the boy react when his turtle died?
He was shell-shocked.
What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?
What kind of table can you have for dinner?
What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and I, something smells.
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
Because she wanted to make-up her mind
What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A gummy worm.
Why was the computer cold?
Because it left the Windows open!
Why do eggs hate jokes?
Because they crack up.
What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?
Easy riddles for preschoolers 3
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
A nervous wreck.
What’s the smartest insect around?
The spelling bee.
Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
Because it was a-head.
Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
They would quack up!
What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
Hanging out with his friends.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In snow banks
How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
They use bear-conditioning.
Why was the clown crying?
Because he broke his funny bone.
What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?
Write on, good friend!
Where can you always find a peacock?
In the dictionary.
What is a top’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
What is a kitten’s favorite dessert?
Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
The re-tail shop.
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Three Blind Mice.
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Because she had two left feet.
Easy riddles for preschoolers 4
What did the duck say to the clown?
You quack me up!
Where do baby pens spend their day?
In their play pen.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Because you can’t pull his leg.
What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?
What bird loves construction work?
Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRR!”
What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
“Why the long face?”
How long should an elephant’s legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
What do you call a left-handed dog?
A south paw.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Why did the book join the police force?
He wanted to go undercover.
What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
They went on a class trip.
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!
Have a great time with easy riddles for preschoolers and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!