It’s funny riddles with answers time! Laugh yourself silly with easy riddles for toddlers. Hard, easy, long or short, all are hilarious!
Easy riddles for toddlers
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a ton.
What’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Why is the forest so noisy?
Because the trees have bark.
What has an eye, but cannot see?
A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
What did the baker say to his wife?
I’m dough-nuts about you!
Easy riddles for toddlers 2
Where do pencils go for vacation?
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?
Why can’t skeletons play music?
Because they have no organs.
How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Unique up on it.
What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
From a distance.
What kind of music do mummies like best?
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
At Sundae School.
Easy riddles for toddlers 3
Why did the boy run around his bed?
He was trying to catch up on his sleep.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How does the Easter Bunny travel?
What runs but never walks?
Which flower talks the most?
Tulips, because they have two lips.
What did the spoon say to the knife?
“You’re so sharp!”
How did the hairdresser win the race?
She knew a shortcut.
Why are fish so smart?
Because they are always in a school.
Easy riddles for toddlers 4
What did the dinner plate say to the cup?
Dinner’s on me tonight.
What did the circle say to the triangle?
I don’t see your point.
What’s black and white over and over again?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?
At the corner.
Where did the king keep his army?
In his sleeve.
Why don’t animals eat clowns?
They taste funny!
Have a great time with easy riddles for toddlers and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!