It’s funny riddles with answers time! Laugh yourself silly with funny clever riddles. Hard, easy, long or short, all are hilarious!
Funny clever riddles
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?Lunch and dinner!
How many apples grow on a tree?All apples grow on trees
A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn’t stop him.Why didn’t the police officer stop him?He was walking…
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?A mechanic.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?“Damn! – Foil again.”
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am
not. What am I?A ton.
He has married many women, but has
never been married. Who is he?A priest.
How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?
The jeweler sells watches and the jailerwatches cells.
How many bricks does it take to complete
a building made of brick?Only one – the “last” one.
How many of each animal did Moses
take on the ark?Hint: Who?
How many times can you subtract the
number 5 from 25?Once. After the first calculation, you will
be subtracting 5 from 20, then 5 from
15, and so on.
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep
and 2 feet wide?There is no dirt in a hole.
Funny clever riddles 2
I am used to bat with, yet I never get a
hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never
thrown. What am I?Eyelashes.
I have a head like a cat. I have feet like
at cat. But I am not a cat. What am I?A kitten.
I know a word of letters three,
Add two and fewer there will be.Few.
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white
egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?None. Roosters don’t lay eggs!
If an egg came floating down the Green
River, where did it come from?A chicken.
If there are fifteen crows on a fence and
the farmer shoots a third of them, how
many crows are left?None. The rest of the crows flew away
when they heard the gunshot.
If two’s company and three’s a crowd,
what are four and five?
If you have it, you want to share it. If
you share it, you don’t have it. What is
If you were in a dark room with a candle,
a woodstove, a match and a gas
lamp which do you light first?The match.
A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds.
What must you add to it to make it
weigh 12 pounds?Holes.
A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but
nine died, how many did he have left?
Funny clever riddles 3
A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son.A girl or daughter.
A man builds a house with all 4 sides
facing south. A bear walks past the
house. What color is the bear?White: the house is built directly on the
A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can
be very nice when I am done.
What am I?A potato.
A woman had two sons who were born
on the same hour of the same day of
the same year. But they were not twins.
How could this be so?They were two of a set of triplets.
Before Mount Everest was discovered,
what was the highest
mountain on Earth?Mount Everest.
Before the days of motor cars, a man
rode into town on his horse. He arrived
on Friday, spent three days in town and
left on Friday. How is that possible?
Hint: Can you guess the horse’s name?
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup,
Even a river can’t fill it up.
What is it?A kitchen strainer.
Can a man legally marry his widow’s
sister in the state of California?No, because he’s dead.
Clara Clatter was born on December
27th, yet her birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?She lives in the Southern Hemisphere,
where the seasons are reversed.
Even if they are starving, natives living
in the Arctic will never eat a
penguin’s egg. Why not?Penguins are native to Antarctica.
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