Funny haikus

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A list of the funny Haiku Poems to make you smile!
Funny haikus

Funny haikus

How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.

Is everything wrong?
Are you the only one right?
Time to see a shrink.

Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can
Just do what you want.

Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.

Only so many
Hours. And so much to get done.
I’d rather take nap.

Expand your mind. Get
To work. Better yet, put your
Feet up. Watch TV.

World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let’s eat lunch.

Lot’s of guilt to share.
What am I doing wrong now?
A Jewish mother.

As the birds fly south
I make reservations to
Go to Florida.

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.

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You never feed me.
Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Shoe laces.
Must attack at once.
Didn’t know that was you.

Wanna go outside.
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let’s eat lunch.

Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.

You think you’re big.
With your fancy little words.
This is not so hard.

You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?

Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for god.
Missing him, not me.

Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can.
Just do what you want.

I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade.

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I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?

The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin’ wet.

I knew this gambler.
He bet it all on a bluff.
He is now homeless.

I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.

Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme.

I’m much funnier.
when i am drunk off my butt.
sadly, i’m sober.

Advice for those in,
a difficult position.
First, be flexible.

My cow gives less milk,
now that it has been eaten,
by a fierce dragon.

In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers.

I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS.

My breakfast today,
bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy.

Fat man sees small door,
he knows he cannot fit through,
tears flow free now.

Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?

Have a great time with funny haikus and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!

Funny haikus
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