Funny Halloween sayings

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A list of the funny Halloween sayings. I advise learning these hilarious sayings well, you never know when you might need them! Here is a great collection of witty funny Halloween sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face.
Funny Halloween sayings

Funny Halloween sayings

Eat, drink and be scary!

Ghostly Greetings!

Halloween is a real treat

Have a fang-tastic night

Happy Haunting!

Have a bootiful Halloween

Don’t be a scaredy cat

I witch you a Happy Halloween

Stop in for a spell

Please park all brooms at the door

Caution! Witch Crossing

Boo to you from our crew

If you want a tasty sweet…

Be sure to holler trick or treat!

I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.

A candy a day keeps the monsters away.

I’d have to be a ghoul not to appreciate you. I love you my Frankenstein.

You are a bag full of treats!

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This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.

Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.

You are scary beautiful! Enjoy your Halloween!

Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

And God said “Let there be candy,” and there was candy. Happy Halloween!

May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!

Trick or treat, Mr. President. Have a happy and scary Halloween!

A candy a day keeps the monsters away.

I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.

I wave my wand and put on my cape and wish you lots of treats and success coming your way. Happy Halloween!

This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.

Happy Halloween! Time to carve out the pumpkin, bring out the candies and let’s get sugar high.

Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

May you have a bag full of candy, bones, bats and loads of fun. Happy Halloween!

When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.

May the ghost be with you.

Reese’s in Peace.

Have a great time with funny Halloween sayings and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!
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