Funny inspirational sayings


A list of the funny inspirational sayings. I advise learning these hilarious sayings well, you never know when you might need them! Here is a great collection of witty funny inspirational sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face.
Funny inspirational sayings

Funny inspirational sayings

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count; it’s the life in your years.

Here is how you know if your mission on Earth is finished: If you’re alive. it isn’t.

The most important thing is never to stop questioning.

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

Never think about the mistakes you’ve made. Think about the mistakes you will make.

“To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.” —Michael Jordan

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

If you cannot repair the brakes on your car, make your horn louder.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way; and where there’s a way, there’s usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.

Look up for inspiration, look down for concentration, but don’t look side to side for information.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor.

Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it.

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce back.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.

Always remember that you are unique . . . just like everybody else.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

“Try not to become a man of success, but a man of value.” —Albert Einstein

To find what you seek in life, leave no rock unturned.

Every artist was first an amateur.

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher the inspiration his life will be.

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.

No great man ever complains of want of opportunities.

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” —Wayne Gretzky

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

Without inspiration, the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.

Man’s best successes come after the disappointments.

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot. Make it hot by striking.

Fortune favors the brave.

He who hesitates is lost.

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” —Albert Einstein

Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.

Constant dripping hollows out a stone.

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

Great hopes make great men.

Hope for the best. Pray in case of the worst.

It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!”

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.

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There are two ways of spreading light: To be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

We can’t help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Whoever is happy will make others happy too.

Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start.

Life isn’t about finding yourself. It’s about creating yourself.

We don’t see things the way they are. We see them the way we are.

The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.

A thousand mile journey begins with a single step.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

“There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” —Albert Einstein.

Every man dies, but not every man lives.

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

Breathe. It’s just a bad day. Not a bad life.

People were created to be loved. Things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos, is because things are being loved, and people are being used.

Happiness always sneaks in a door you did not think was open

Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy.

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” —Winston Churchill

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.

“You cannot solve a problem with the same mind that created it.” —Albert Einstein.

“Do or Do Not. There is no Try.” —Yoda.

“You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.” —Eleanor Roosevelt

If you are irritated by every rub, how will you be polished?

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

“Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.” —Henry Ford

I tried. I failed. I tried again. I failed again, but I failed better.

The trick to getting what you want is knowing what you can get.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

Instead of thinking what could go wrong, think of what could go right.

Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it over and over.

May the bridges you burned light your way.

The longer you wait for the future, the shorter it will be.

You can have everything you want in life if you just help enough people get what they want in life.

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” —Bill Cosby

To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can’t.

Don’t wait for something big to occur. Start where you are with what you have—that will always lead you into something greater.

Don’t let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

You will be miserable for certain if you don’t take the risk to be happy.

We have no choice of what color we’re born or who our parents are or whether we’re rich or poor. What we do have is some choice over what we make of our lives once we’re here.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.

It is not what they take away from you that counts. It’s what you do with what you have left.

“Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” —John Wooden

The difference between try to triumph is a little “umph.”

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Instead of just following your dreams, chase them as if they will never return.

It’s funny how we don’t like to hear correction as children, but later on when we begin to experience our own lives; we will understand the purpose of the training and correction.
Diane Winbush, Reflections of A Father

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen

Who learns and learns,
Nor acts on what he knows,
Is one who ploughs and ploughs,
But never takes the time to sow.
Author Unknown

Spring is the time of year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.
Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
Bo Derek

Watch something funny. Laughter is great medicine, especially for what worries you.
Michelle Stewart, De-Stress Your Life

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!
Audrey Hepburn

No one has ever become poor by giving.
Anne Frank

A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results.
BC Forbes

You can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water.
Rabindranath Tagore

Without a plan of action to put how a dream is envisioned to play out is like pouring out of picture of water on the ground and expecting it to stay in on the surface of the ground.
Catherine Pulsifer, Living The Dream

I am not funny. My writers were funny. My direction was funny. The situations were funny. But I am not funny. I am not funny. What I am is brave.
Lucille Ball

I’ve learned that even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.
Maya Angelou

Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!
Eleanor Roosevelt

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?
Albert Einstein

Never rest on your laurels. Nothing wilts faster than a laurel sat upon.
Mary Kay Ash

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years gotten enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
Logan Pearsall Smith

I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
Clarence Darrow

Visualize something totally funny or crazy! This will instantly change how you feel because you can’t visualize two things at the same time.
Mark Snyder, Developing Good Habits

Have a great time with funny inspirational sayings and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!
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