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Funny pick up lines

Funny pick up lines

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.

Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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Funny pick up lines

Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime

Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!

Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!

Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!

Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion

My doctor says i’m lacking Vitamin U

Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.

Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest

Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real

I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?

Are you from mexico because i think you’re the juan for me!

Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!

Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!

Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!

Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!

Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!

You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.

Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.

Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.

Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!

You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.

Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.

Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

Kanye feel the love tonight?

Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?

Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!

You are almost as hot as my mom.

How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!

You look exactly like my future ex-wife.

I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!

You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.

My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!

Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

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Funny pick up lines

Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”

Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.

Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

You make me wish I weren’t gay!

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You MUST have a nice personality.

You say, “So, did you here the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”

You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!

With great penis, comes great responsibility.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.

This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.

Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”

WAIT, don’t drink that. Don’t you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess it’s too late.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.

Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Can you tell me how my cum tastes?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.

Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

Save water, shower with a friend!

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!

I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.

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Funny pick up lines

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.

I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?

Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?

Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .

Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price.

Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?

Fuck me if i’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Nice hair, wanna mess it up?

Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?

If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Didn’t I do your sister?

Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!

Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!

Be unique and different, say yes.

Believe it or not, gettin’ laid is still hard when you’re this good-looking.

Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!

Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.

(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?

[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”

Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?

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