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Funny riddles and answers for kids
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word begins and ends with an E but only has one letter?
What has a neck but no head?
What type of cheese is made backwards?
What gets wetter as it dries?
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Why would a man living in New York not be buried in Chicago?
Because he is still living
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in the, 7 in English, and 8 in alphabet.
Which month has 28 days?
All of them, of course
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
A white carnation
Funny riddles and answers for kids 2
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven – T-h-e A-l-p-h-a-b-e-t
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches. A jailer watches cells.
What ship has two mates, but no captain?
When is a door not a door?
When it is a jar
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He throws it straight up.
Mary’s father has five daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughter’s name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It is Mary!
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
There is no smoke; it is an electric train!
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and then it becomes the longer line.
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON . . .
The letter “D.” The sequence contains the first letter of each month.
A cloud is my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I’m the torment of man.
Funny riddles and answers for kids 3
You can keep it only after giving it away to someone else. What is it?
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
What goes up the chimney when down, but can’t go down the chimney when up?
Five men went to church. It started to rain. Four men ran for cover, but got wet on the way. The one man who stayed behind stayed dry. How?
The dry man was a body in a coffin. The other four were pall bearers.
It’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?
The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?
What is it that has a bottom at the top of them?
What is full of holes, but can still hold a lot of water?
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it?
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?
What is put on a table and cut, but is never eaten?
A pack of cards
What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time
Funny riddles and answers for kids 4
What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)
What is black and white and pink all over?
An embarrassed zebra!
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Because they never learned to cook
What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Chase parked cars
Where do cows go for their holidays?
What month has 28 days?
All of them
What goes up but never goes down?
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
Why do bees hum?
Cause they do not know the words
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet
What city has no people?
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