These funny riddles and answers are guaranteed to make you think, and they will hopefully make you laugh as well. A good funny riddle is one that provides your brain with a logical puzzle as well as using jokes and humor to tickle your funny bone.
Funny riddles and answers
How would it be possible for an unhappily married couple who can’t stand being around each other and are contemplating divorce enjoy a romantic meal and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?They can go to the same restaurant at different times
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?I’m screwed
Why was the leader of al-qaeda moody, frustrated, angry and easily annoyed?Because he has not Bin-laid-en a long time
What would be the favorite vegetable of hippies, Snoop Dogg, teenagers and stoners? Pot-tatoesPot-tatoes
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?At Victoria’s secret
Why would female hippies be attracted to and want to marry Willie Nelson?So they would have a joint bank account
As Santa got older, he started to struggle to walk well. He tried using a walker and a wheelchair, but these didn’t work well for him. The doctor finally found the perfect thing for him. What was it?A candy cane
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?Lunch and Dinner
Funny riddles and answers 2
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?A clock
What tastes better than it smells?A Tongue.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?A Mushroom.
During what month do people sleep the least?February, it’s the shortest month.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A Carrot.
What goes up and never comes down?Your Age.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?Short.
Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?They are triplets!
Funny riddles and answers 3
Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?Johnny of course.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?There is no dirt in the hole.
What has four wheels and flies?A garbage truck.
What gets wetter the more it dries?A towel.
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?Incorrectly
You can’t keep this until you have given it.A promise.
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?Fire.
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?Your Shadow.
Funny riddles and answers 4
What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?A roast chicken.
How many months in the year have 28 days?All of them.
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?He is bald.
What part of the Turkey has the most feathers?The Outside.
Six fish are in the pond if three die how many are in the pond?Three.
What goes up and down but never moves?The stairs.
Ten ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?It wasn’t raining!
How can you add eight 2s together so that they make up a total of 250?222+22+2+2+2
Funny riddles and answers 5
If all Puffins are Drabbles, all Munklins are Shapribs, no Quaggles are Munklins, and all Drabbles are Munklins, is it the case that all Munklins are Drabbles?No, it is not
I only come out at night, but not every night and I am not sleeping in the day. In fact I am always there, you just often don’t see me. Some people think I look like a bunny, whereas others claim I look like a person.The moon
I am short, I come second among a dozen, and every four years I change in a way that none of the other dozen do. What am I?The month of February
A pair of glasses and a glasses case cost a total of $110. The case costs $100 less than the pair of glasses. How much do the pair of glasses cost?$105 (not $100)
I am long and cylindrical, I live in a house that can make you fall down, but I can also easily be crushed in the palm of your hand. What am I?A banana
You see me 3 times in December, once in June, twice in November but never in July. What am I?The letter E
If 666 = 3, 99 = 2, 88 = 4, 0 = 1, 5555 = 0, 92= 1, 236 = 1, 832 = 2, then what does 9236 equal?Two. Each circle within a number is equivalent to one. For instance, the numbers 6 and 9 are equal to one because they have one circle and the number 8 is equal to 2 because of its two loops.
I have two different cases but I never win nor never lose and never need a lawyer.Letters (upper and lower case)
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What goes up but never goes down?Your age.
So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe” he said. “Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.” What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at all?
I will be suspended.
If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.
Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow. Duh.
In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?You can’t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?There is no dirt in a hole.
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