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Funny riddles and jokes with answers
What is that, which breaks but don’t fall and that which falls and cannot break?
The Day breaks then Night falls.
You have a single match and are in a pitch black room with a candle, an oil lamp, and a gas stove. Which do you light first?
If a farmer had 322 cows and took one shot that got all the cows. How did the farmer do it?
The farmer took a Panorama shot.
A certain family used to live in a roundhouse. One day when the father returned from his job, he found his wife dead. One of the children said he had been watching the television, the second one said he has been drawing, and the last born said he had been reading from the corner. Who killed the mother?
The last born since the house is round and has no corners.
Among the alphabet letters, which makes honey?
Can you fill the blank space; 19=8, 6=3, 70=7, 8=5, 4=4, 60=5, 15=7, 16=? 17=?
16 = 7 and 17 = 9 because the number of letters in the spelling sixteen is 7 and those of seventeen is 9.
Could you list numbers which have letter A in their spelling from 1-100?
Which is correct? “Penguins flies” or “A penguin flies.”
None, because penguins don’t fly.
My Friend, John is a 7 feet tall, 45-year old Blacksmith, who is constantly eating stuff. Can you determine what John eats the most?
If you jump off the roof of a three-story building, where would you land?
What is the one thing that if you give someone, the person will most likely return it immediately?
Who will become the president if the vice president dies?
The current president.
If a Monkey, bird and squirrel race up a coconut tree. Which one of them is most likely to reach the banana?
None of them. Coconuts trees don’t grow bananas.
If a bird has 7 eggs and dinosaurs ate one of its eggs. How many eggs would the bird have left?
Dinosaurs are extinct therefore no egg will be eaten.
I am something, people work extremely hard to get me every day. When they get me, they give me away. What am I?
What goes up but never goes down?
How many fingers do you have?
8 since your thumbs don’t count.
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If there are 10 birds on a tree and a hunter shoots 1 of the birds. How many birds would be left?
None because the rest of the birds will be scared and fly away.
How can you draw a square with three lines?
You draw a square, and then draw three lines at the center of the square.
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
What has four legs, but can’t walk?
Why can’t Eskimos eat the penguin egg?
Because they live on the opposite side of the world!
Why did the woman take an elephant instead of a car?
Due to its bigger trunk.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G, and it’s “gone.”
What is black and white that gets read over?
Newspapers – you read it all over.
Why don’t horses wear gloves?
They have no hands.
How many times can you take away 2 from 100?
Once. After taking the first two, you no longer have a 100.
What did the mouse say to the cheese?
Which was the tallest Mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
Mt. Everest still existed, it just had not been discovered.
What begins with an ‘e’ ends with an ‘e’ and only has one letter?
If a guy has 320 eggs and you take 37 eggs, how eggs do you have?
37 that you took.
Which is heavier, a ton of metal or a ton of feather?
Both are the same.
Which two days of the week begins with letter T other than Tuesday and Thursday?
Today and Tomorrow.
Funny riddles and jokes with answers 3
Mention something you cannot eat during breakfast?
When a rooster lays eggs on top of a slanted roof, which way will it roll?
The Roosters do not lay eggs.
When there was a blackout, how did the bus driver see a dog on the road?
It was during the day.
What is the common thing between Henry the Eighth and Kermit?
The same middle name.
What is a 10 letter word that has thousands of words in it?
What normally stands up and grows down?
What becomes of snow when it melts?
Why do we drink water?
Because water cannot be chewed.
What is the next letter after N in this series? JFMAMJJASON . . .
D – For December.
Why don’t penguins live in England?
They are scared of Wales.
How do you call the people that come from a country of medal?
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
If an electric train is traveling south, what direction is the smoke traveling?
Electric trains don’t smoke.
Think of what will happen if you throw a green rock into the red sea?
It gets wet.
When does 1+1 not equal to 2?
When you make a mistake.
What seven letter word has hundreds of letters in it?
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Is it possible for a man to go for 8 days without sleeping?
He will sleep at night.
You can’t call my name without breaking me? What am I?
What will happen when pay and pear are mixed?
What happens when you mix the c and the sun?
Which three letters changes a girl to a woman?
What increases but never decreases?
What has a head at night but none during the day?
The more you take it from it, the bigger it gets. What is it?
What is the only time Friday comes before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
What is red and white and can travel the world in one night?
Where was a declaration of independence signed?
At the bottom.
What goes up and down and stays in the same place?
If you and I are stupid who is between us?
What did the wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter M.
What is the most poisonous snake in the world?
No poisonous snakes but only venomous ones.
What did math eat for dinner?
What is green and red and goes 90 miles per hour?
Frog in a blender.
How can you add eight 6s together so that the total adds up to 750?
666 + 66 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 750.
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