Funny riddles for kids

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Funny riddles for kids

Funny riddles for kids

What did the tree say to the light bulb?”Hey!

What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Why was Dracula put in jail?

What is a gas station’s favorite type of shoes?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

What kind of place should you never take a dog?

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

What is black and white and read all over?

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

Why did the millionaire refuse to move to Alaska?

What does a frog eat with his hamburger?

What is a snake’s favourite subject?

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?

Which country is the slipperiest?

Why did the pencil cross the road first?

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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

What did the toilet say when he was playing cards?

If you say it you break it. What is it?

What does an orange do when it takes a test?

Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I’ll be back soon. What am I?

Why couldn’t the shipmates play cards?

What should you do when you see a green alien?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the baker go to jail?

Why did the crab cross the road?

I have 7 children half of them are boys, what is the other half?

Where do pirates like to eat?

What kind of flower lives between your mouth and your chin?

Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?

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What’s red and mushy and is found between sharks teeth?

What has 6 eyes but cannot see?

Why do Sharks only swim salt water?

Who does Frankenstein invite to his party?

What has a forest with no trees, lakes without water, roads with no cars and deserts with no sand?

What do ghosts wear on their feet?

What fish can help you build a house?

Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they are flying?

What did the cannibal say after he ate a clown?

In what way can the letter A help a deaf lady?

What travels around the world but stays in one spot?

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?

What has 4 eyes but can’t see?

If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I ?

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What has hands but can not clap?

What can you catch but not throw?

What is at the end of a rainbow?

What is as light as a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?

You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?

What has one eye but cannot see?

A man leaves home and turns left three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those two men?

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

How many months have 28 days?

What goes up when rain comes down?

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

How do you know your doctor is a vampire?

What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?

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What kind of shoes do baby ghosts wear?

Who is the Dracula’s super hero girl friend?

Why did Dracula have to go to jail?

Why couldn’t the mummy answer the phone?

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?

What’s the part of a restaurant where vampires don’t suck blood?

What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

What kind of clothes do the coolest zombies wear?

How do vampires get around?

How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?

When does a spooky skeleton laugh?

What is a Mummies’ favorite type of dance music?

Why aren’t there more famous skeletons?

What do little trees say on Halloween?

What do you get when you cross a super computer with a bloody sucking vampire?

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Where did the busy ghost buy his stamps?

What did one old witch say to other when she asked for a ride?

What kind of roads do young ghosts haunt?

Why are black cats such good singers?

Where do hard-working ghosts go on vacation?

What did the witch’s kid want for Christmas?

What is an evil monster’s favorite food?

What do little ghost kids eat for dinner?

Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?

What did one little girl ghost say to other little girl ghost?

How do ugly witches tell time?

What is the best way to talk to Count Dracula?

What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?

What does a ghost swim in?

What does a ghost put on her breakfast cereal in the morning?

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What’s a vampire’s favorite feast of the year?

When do witches like to cook their victims?

What’s the difference between a mummy and an Indian?

Why shouldn’t you try to hug a spooky ghost?

What did the full moon vampire say to the other full moon vampire?

What do you call two witches living together?

What does a witch ask for when she is staying in a hotel?

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

What does a cute baby bat say before going to bed?

Do spooky scary monsters eat hot popcorn with their fingers?

How do you upset a blood sucking vampire?

Why do witches need to wear name tags?

What is the largest building in Transylvania?

What do you do with a very green monster?

What’s the height of conceit?

What’s the definition of macho?

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What’s the difference between purple and pink?

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

Why is divorce so expensive?

What is a Yankee?

What is the difference between medium and rare?

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

What’s a mixed feeling?

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

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What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Where does a snowman keep his money?

Who gives presents to baby sharks?

What do elves learn in school?

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?

Name the child’s favorite Christmas king?

Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up?

Why does Santa have three gardens?

What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?

How do you know when Santa’s in the room?

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?

Why is Santa so good at karate?

What kind of bug hates Christmas?

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What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?

Which elf was the best singer?

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Have a great time with funny riddles for kids and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!

Funny riddles for kids
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