These funny riddles with answers are guaranteed to make you think, and they will hopefully make you laugh as well. A good funny riddle is one that provides your brain with a logical puzzle as well as using jokes and humor to tickle your funny bone.
Funny riddles with answers
In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why?Because you need a camera to take pictures, not a wooden leg.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?Short
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?You can drop it any which way you want. Concrete floor is too hard to crack due to an egg falling on it.
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?It is possible if they are grandmother, mother, and daughter.
There are 3 stoves; a glass stove, brick stove, and wood stove. You only have 1 match. Which would you light first?You will have to light the matchstick first
How far can a dog run into the woods?Halfway through (after which the dog would be running out of the woods, not into the woods.)
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?The lifting part is nevertheless easy, the problem is to find an elephant with one hand.
What is it that you cannot hold even for ten minutes, even though it is lighter than a feather?
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There are 6 mangoes in a basket and 6 kids eagerly waiting to get one. Each kid is given 1 mango, yet there is one mango in the basket. How?The last kid gets the basket with the mango in it.
What becomes white when it is dirty?A blackboard
A doctor and a nurse have a baby boy. The boy’s father is not the doctor and the mother is not the nurse. How is it possible?The doctor is the mother (female doctor) and the nurse is the father (male nurse).
What can you hold without ever touching it, or without using your hands?
What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?Stone
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what will it become?Wet
What is the question you can ask all day, get different answers for the same, and they would still be correct?What’s the time?
What kind of cup has holes in it when it is new, is designed to withstand a heavy beating and should never be used for drinking?An athletic cup
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People usually come see me almost every single day and often many times a day. Despite this, people often consider me to be very dirty. Even though I will never speak to anyone, people will always show me a part of themselves that they rarely show to anyone else. What am I?A toilet
What do teens say when they are having difficulty with even numbers in their math class?I can’t even
Imagine that you are trapped inside a windowless building with nothing but a box of matches, 3 candles and a ceramic mug. The flood waters are rising and are currently up to your neck. The door is hopelessly locked and there is no one within 500 miles of you. How can you get out of this situation?Stop imagining
What word in the dictionary is hilarious?Hilarious
How did Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune make up the solar system?They plan-et
I am hot, sometimes soft, sometimes hard, sometimes runny and loose, sometimes I float, sometimes I sink but whatever form I take on I always go out and never in. What am I?I am poop
What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?Add me
What do you get when you combine Brazil nuts, Chinese chestnuts and American beech nuts?Mixed nuts
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I have branches, sometimes a few and other times hundreds or more, but I have no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?A bank
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?Glasses
Why do we always feel like we can’t live without our phone, almost to the point that it seems as if it is a part of our very cells themselves?Because it’s a cellular phone
What book do teenagers and millennials love the most and voluntarily spend hours looking through?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?Donald Trump riding a merry-go-round
If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?The Nether-lands
What do Delhi, Mexico, Guinea, Castle, Jersey and Foundland have in common?They all have a new version
If French call donuts Beignets, Israelis call donuts Sufganiyah, Spanish people call donuts Churro then how do Jamaicans call their donuts?Cinna-mon donuts
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If Trump and Daisy Duck had a son what would they name him?Donald Duck
What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?Wee wee
I am American, I am also Singaporean, Australian and Hong Kongese. I am greatly valued by the people of all these countries plus more. Every day I am traded all over the world. What am I?Dollar
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?I have way too many problems
What can’t you find in European countries like Monaco, Spain, Germany and France that you’ll find in Asian countries like, Brunei, Papua New Guinea and Bhutan?The letter U
How many seconds are there in January?Just one: January 2nd
If you find Pope Francis in the Vatican, Kim Jong Un in North Korea and Donald Trump in the United States, then in what country can you find Santa?In Pole-Land
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?You seem surprised to see me
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I come in different colors, sometimes I am hot, sometimes I am sweet, I’m sorry I can’t answer you because even though I have a bell it doesn’t ring. What am I?Bell peppers
Representatives from Brazil, Chile, and Turkey went to the World Food Program meeting. They went in search of the leader of the program. What question did they ask in order to find the leader?Are you Hungary?
What did A say to D when he was looking for E?Go away, he’s B C
What has a head, tail, large feet, a pocket and is named Joey?A kangaroo
Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?Because they were all feeling crummy
I have married so many people, many more than most, and people continue to ask me to marry them. I always say yes, yet I am and always have been single. Who am I?We fit perfectly together
What did the terrified pirate yell to the prostitute pilot who was widly and dangerously flying the airplane?Land ho!
What do the piggy bank, the government and children have in common?It’s easy to give them money, but harder to get it back
A group of religious bi-sexuals really wanted to get a pet. They decided that it had to represent something religious as well as their sexual orientation. What pet do you think they chose?A bi-bull
What is Mrs. Right’s first name?Always
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