Funny wine sayings

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A list of the funny wine sayings. I advise learning these hilarious sayings well, you never know when you might need them! Here is a great collection of witty funny wine sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face.
Funny wine sayings

Funny wine sayings

“According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution”.

“Drink wine: it isn’t good to keep things bottled up”.

“They say a glass of wine is good for you. So two glasses must be better??”.

“Wine a little. Laugh a lot”.

“Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my wine glass. So fill it maybe?”.

“Hello wine, goodbye problems!”.

“Wine improves with age, I improve with wine!”.

“Wine is the answer. What was the question?”.

“Wine…because no great story started with someone eating a salad”.

Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch or dinner.
Madeline Puckette

Nothing represents the idea of convivial sharing so clearly as wine.
Paul Lukacks

It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine
Brian O’Donnell

I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.
Rose Kennedy

Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Pope John XXIII

A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect.
Robert Louis Stevenson

I like on the table, when we’re speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine.
Pablo Neruda

Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.
Charles Kingsley

The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst.
George Herbert

One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and one talks about it.
King Edward VII

Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.
André Simon

Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
Paulo Coelho

Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.
Alexander Fleming

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Mark Twain

Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
Joan Collins

Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity.
Jean-Claude Carrière

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
Rumi

A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.
Kathy Mattea

I don’t go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody’s ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited.
Richard Thaler

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A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
Napoleon Bonaparte

The Americans have no liking for wine unless it is sweet.
Gustave Koerner

I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.
April Ludgate

A meal without wine is like a day without sun
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.
Leon Adams

Wine to me is passion. It’s family and friends. It’s warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. Wine is art. It’s culture. It’s the essence of civilization and the art of living.
Robert Mondavi

If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
Denise

I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine.
Benjamin Disraeli

One of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Samuel Johnson

Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.
Julia Child

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
Benjamin Franklin

One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.
Charles Baudelaire

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Benjamin Franklin

Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you’ve got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge.
Hester Browne

Now wines are wonders; great wines are magical; and winemakers are mad. Like horse fanciers, they are always trying to improve the breed.
William E. Massee

I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.
Oliver Goldsmith

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.
Benjamin Franklin

Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it.
Salvador Dali

Compromises are for relationships, not wine.
Sir Robert Scott Caywood

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
Louis Pasteur

Artists and poets still find life’s meaning in a glass of wine.
Joy Sterling

Like human beings, a wine’s taste is going to depend a great deal on its origins and its upbringing.
Linda Johnson-Bell

Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil.
Lord Byron

Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art.
Robert Mondavi

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The wine-cup is the little silver well, Where truth, if truth there be, doth dwell.
William Shakespeare

I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.
Rose Kennedy

Wine is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living.
Napoleon Bonaparte

A regional match is almost always your best match.”
Steve Jones

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.”
Anonymous

Let us celebrate with wine and sweet words.”
Titus Maccius Plautus

Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art.”
Robert Mondavi

Whichever glass you chose, may it be more full than empty.”
Anonymous

Wine is poetry in a bottle.”
Cliffon Fadiman

A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity.”
Jean-Claude Carrière

Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.”
Charles Kingsley

Drink wine, not labels.”
Dr. Maynard Amerine

For when the wine is in, the wit it out.”
Thomas Becon

I don’t go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody’s ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited.”
Richard Thaler

I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine.”
Benjamin Disraeli

It was such an exquisite 1964 Bordeaux that one sip was more like inhaling a soft fragrance than imbibing a liquid.”
Ellen Eller

Now wines are wonders; great wines are magical; and winemakers are mad. Like horse fanciers, they are always trying to improve the breed.”
William E. Massee

One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and one talks about it.”
King Edward VII

One of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.”
Samuel Johnson

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.”
Aristophanes

The Americans have no liking for wine unless it is sweet.”
Gustave Koerner

The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst.”
George Herbert

Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content and sufficient champagne.”
Dorothy Parker

To buy very good wine nowadays requires only money. To serve it to your guests is a sign of fatigue.”
William F. Buckley

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When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does faked it”
Art Buchwald

Wine can be considered with good reason as the most healthful and hygenic of all beverages.”
Louis Pasteur

Wine drinkers never make artists.”
Gratinos

Wine has been a part of civilized life for some seven thousand years. It is the only beverage that feeds the body, soul and spirit of man and at the same time stimulates the mind…”
Robert Mondavi

Wine is like rain: when it falls on the mire it but makes it fouler, but when it strikes the good soil wakes it to beauty and bloom.”
John May

Wine makes a man more pleased with himsef, I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.”
Samuel Johnson

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.”
Benjamin Franklin

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.”
Louis Pasteur

A meal without wine is called breakfast.”
Anonymous

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.”
Robert Mondavi

A young wine is like a horse, it is extremely vibrant. It needs taming. It has lots of life, the edges need bevelling and we need to reduce the tannins.”
Georg Riedel

Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”
Joan Collins

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.”
Karl Marx

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends!”
Old British toast

Compromises are for relationships, not wine.”
Sir Robert Scott Caywood

God made only water, but man made wine.”
Victor Hugo

Good company, good wine, good welcome, can make good people.”
Shakespeare

Good wine is a necessity of life for me.”
Thomas Jefferson

I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well preserved.”
Rose Kennedy on her 100th birthday

I’ve entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles.”
Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette

In victory, you deserve Champagne; in defeat, you need it.”
Napoleon Bonaparte

Indeed enjoying fine wine at the family table, surrounded by your loved ones and friends, was not just joy it was one of the highest forms of the art of living.”
Robert Mondavi

Love the wine you’re with.”
Anonymous

My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.”
Ernest Hemingway

Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.”
Napoleon Bonaparte

Remember, gentlemen, it’s not just France we are fighting for, it’s Champagne!”
Winston Churchill

The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star.”
Leonardo Da Vinci

There can never be any substitute for your own palate nor any better education than tasting the wine yourself.”
Robert Parker

Whatever you do, pour yourself into it.”
Robert Mondavi

Wine is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living.”
Napoleon Bonaparte

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.”
Ernest Hemingway

Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.”
André Simon

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy wine, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
Anonymous

Have a great time with funny wine sayings and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!
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