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Good funny riddles
Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
They were right for each other
Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t Cosine
Why is beer never served at a math party?
Because you can’t drink and derive.
Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub?
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.
What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
What is a French mathematician’s favorite pick up line?
“Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?”
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees
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Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
What is the first derivative of a cow?
What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee?
What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
What do you call an angle that is adorable?
What do you call a destroyed angle?
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?
He was better at fitting curves than hitting them
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Why did the polynomial plant die?
Its roots were imaginary.
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick?
It had to go to L’Hospital
What’s the contour integral around Western Europe?
Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
What did one Calculus book say to the other?
Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
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Which triangles are the coldest?
Who invented the Round Table?
Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?
She covers the story from every angle
Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?
It couldn’t get past the boundary line
How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?
By using a cod-ratic inequality
What does the little mermaid wear?
What is the definition of a polar bear?
A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
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Why did the boy eat his math homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?
She said all that candy gave me exponential decay
What do you call more than one L?
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?
What is polite and works for the phone company?
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can’t cross a vector and a scalar.
What’s nonorientable and lives in the sea?
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What do you call a dead parrot?
What’s the king of the pencil case?
What did the zero say to the the eight?
What’s the difference between a diameter and a radius?
What tool do you use in mathematics?
How does a mathematician call his dog?
Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole.
What’s purple and commutes?
What’s yellow and imaginary?
The square-root of negative banana
How do deaf mathematicians communicate?
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?
Why was a student’s rubber band pistol confiscated during algebra class?
It was considered a weapon of math disruption.
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