It’s funny riddles with answers time! Laugh yourself silly with good funny riddles. Hard, easy, long or short, all are hilarious!
Good funny riddles
Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?They were right for each other
Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?Because X was always 10
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?Pumpkin Pi
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?His parents wouldn’t Cosine
Why is beer never served at a math party?Because you can’t drink and derive.
Why didn’t the number 4 get into the nightclub?Because he is 2 square
Why was the math book sad?Because it had so many problems.
What is a bird’s favorite type of math?Owl-gebra
What is a French mathematician’s favorite pick up line?“Voulez vous Cauchy avec moi?”
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?Because it was over 90 degrees
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Why do plants hate math?Because it gives them square roots.
What is the first derivative of a cow?Prime Rib!
What’s the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?A natural log cabin!
What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?A Tangent
What do you call a snake after it drinks five cups of coffee?A hyper boa
What did Al Gore play on his guitar?An Algorithm
What do you call an angle that is adorable?acute angle
What do you call a destroyed angle?A Rect-angle
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
Why was the Calculus teacher bad at baseball?He was better at fitting curves than hitting them
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Why did the polynomial plant die?Its roots were imaginary.
Why does nobody talk to circles?Because there is no point!
What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?A “Geome-tree”
What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?Arithma-ticks!
What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick?It had to go to L’Hospital
What’s the contour integral around Western Europe?Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount everest?A high-pot-in-use
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?They already 8!
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?It was too cubed
What did one Calculus book say to the other?Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
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Which triangles are the coldest?Ice-sosceles triangles
Who invented the Round Table?Sir Cumference
Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?She covers the story from every angle
Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?It couldn’t get past the boundary line
How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?By using a cod-ratic inequality
What does the little mermaid wear?An algae-bra
What is the definition of a polar bear?A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?It minds its p’s and q’s
What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?Hexagon
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Why did the boy eat his math homework?Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
Have you heard the latest statistics joke?Probably
How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?She said all that candy gave me exponential decay
What do you call more than one L?A Parallel
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?Just cos
What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?Nice Legs
What is polite and works for the phone company?A deferential operator
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?Nothing. You can’t cross a vector and a scalar.
What’s nonorientable and lives in the sea?Moebius Dick.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What do you call a dead parrot?Polygon
What’s the king of the pencil case?The ruler.
What did the zero say to the the eight?Nice belt!
What’s the difference between a diameter and a radius?A Radius
What tool do you use in mathematics?Multi-plyers.
How does a mathematician call his dog?Cauchy, because it leaves a residue at every pole.
What’s purple and commutes?An Abelian grape.
What’s yellow and imaginary?The square-root of negative banana
How do deaf mathematicians communicate?They use sine language
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?Natural Logs
Why was a student’s rubber band pistol confiscated during algebra class?It was considered a weapon of math disruption.
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