Riddles are not only fun but they are also great for kids’ development. Here is a large collection of Halloween riddles for kids. READ MORE NOW.
Halloween riddles for kids
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they will know which witch is which.
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
What is a little witch’s favorite subject in school?
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
Because there was no future in it.
What did the witch serve her friends who dropped in at dinner time?
What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells and the other spells makes.
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the w.
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch-watch.
Why is a witch’s face like a million dollars?
It’s green and wrinkly.
What do witches use on their hair?
Why didn’t anyone want to babysit the little vampire?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
What is Dracula’s favorite place in New York City?
The Vampire State Building.
What did the little vampire say when he went to bed?
Turn on the dark. Im afraid of the light.
What did the vampire say to his victim?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a dead person in the closet?
The 1966 hide-and-go-seek champion.
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
Where do ghosts get their mail?
At the ghost office.
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What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?
A wide scream TV.
What does Frankenstein’s wife wear on her face to keep it smooth?
What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.
What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
What do you call two witches who share a broom?
What is a ghost’s favorite color?
How do phantoms travel?
Ghost to ghost.
What do you get when you cross a ghost, a dog and a rooster?
What does a panda ghost eat?
What do ghosts like for dessert?
Where did the ghosts go for vacation?
What does a wolf say on Halloween?
What do you call candy corn?
Why did the vampire give up acting?
Because he couldn’t find a part he could sink his teeth into.
What did the ghost put on his bagel?
Where did the mother monster put her child when she was at work?
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Why did the ghost bring toilet paper to the party?
Because he was a party pooper.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A crummy mummy.
What do you call a vampire 200 miles from a blood bank?
Why do witches fly around on broomsticks?
Why was the little ghost crying?
Because he wanted his mummy.
What is a ghost’s favourite ride?
What do you call a nervous witch?
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
Because they don’t have the guts.
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs.
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
Why didn’t the vampire have any friends?
Because he was a pain in the neck!
How are vampires like false teeth?
They both come out at night.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
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Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Because there wasn’t any point to it!
What was the witch’s favourite subject in school?
What do you call a nervous witch?
Why didn’t the zombie go trick or treating?
He felt rotten.
When do werewolves go trick or treating?
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
A pumpkin patch.
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A hobblin’ goblin.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
“Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What is a mummy’s favourite type of music?
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What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Why do little vampires look forward to school lunches?
Because they know they won’t get stake.
Who did Dracula take out on a date?
His ghoul friend.
What do vampires fear the most?
How do you join Dracula’s fan club?
Send your name, address and blood type.
Whats a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Whats a vampire’s favorite animal?
What road has the most ghosts haunting it?(A dead end!)
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?(Because people are dying to get in!)
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?(Ghoulash!)
Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?(To the witch doctor!)
What position does a ghost play in soccer?(Ghoulie!)
What are a ghost’s favorite pants?(Boo jeans!)
What monster plays tricks on Halloween?(Prank-enstein!)
What room is useless for a ghost?(A living room!)
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?(Fish and ships!)
What did the skeleton order for dinner?(Spare ribs!)
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?(Lazy bones!)
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What’s a monster’s favorite place to swim?(Lake Eerie!)
How do you make a skeleton laugh?(Tickle her funny bone!)
Where should a 500 pound monster go?(On a diet!)
Why did the vampire get thrown out of the haunted house?(Because he was a pain in the neck!)
What did Dracula say about his girlfriend?(It was love at first bite!)
Why did the vampire flunk art class?(Because he could only draw blood!)
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?(A blood test!)
What’s the problem with twin witches?(You can’t tell which witch is which!)
Why do witches fly on brooms?(Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!)
What do you call witches who live together?(Broom-mates!)
What do you do with a green monster?(Wait until she’s ripe!)
What do witches ask for at hotels?(Broom service!)
What do little monsters eat?(Alpha-bat soup!)
What do ghosts use to clean their hair?(Sham-boo!)
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?(He felt rotten!)
Why did the cyclops stop teaching?(Because he only had one pupil!)
Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?(Because there are so many plots there!)
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?(Straw-berries!)
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?(Because he was out standing in his field!)
What do witches put on their bagels?(Scream cheese!)
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Why are vampires tough to get along with?(Because they can be a pain in the neck!)
Do you know how to make a witch itch?(You take away the w!)
Where does Dracula keep his money?(In a blood bank!)
What subject in school is easy for a witch?(Spell-ing!)
How does a witch tell time?(With a witch watch!)
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?(Because he couldn’t find any body to go with him!)
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?(No body!)
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?(Dayscare!)
What do ghosts like for dessert?(I scream!)
What’s a monster’s favorite play?(Romeo and Ghouliet!)
What do witches put on their hair?(Scare spray!)
What’s a haunted chicken?(A poultry-geist!)
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?(With a pumpkin patch!)
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?(Pumpkin pi!)
What breed of dog does Dracula have?(A bloodhound!)
What’s big, scary, and has three wheels?(A monster riding a tricycle!)
Which witch is good when it’s dark?(A lights-witch!)
What’s the best way to talk to a monster?(From afar!)
What should you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns?(Go for the juggler/jugular!)
What animal is best at baseball?
Which circus performers can see in the dark?(The acro-bats!)
Why don’t bats live alone?(They like to hang out with their friends!)
What animal is good at cricket?
What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?(They gave her the cold shoulder!)
Have a great time with Halloween riddles for kids and don’t forget to share the laughter and mental stimulation with others!