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Jokes and riddles for kids

Bear Jokes

What color socks do bears wear?

What to polar bears eat for lunch?

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?

What is black and white and red all over?

Why do bears have fur coats?

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?

How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer?

What do teddy bears do when it rains?

Bird Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?

Did you hear the story about the peacock?

What is even smarter than a talking bird?

Why do hummingbirds hum?

What do you give a sick bird?

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

What birds are found in Portugal?

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?

What’s noisier than a whooping crane?

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

What bird is with you at every meal?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call a bird in the winter?

Bug and Insect Jokes

Two flies are on the porch. Which one is an actor?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why was the baby ant confused?

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?

How do bees get to school?

Why do bees have sticky hair?

What do you get when you cross a walrus with a bee?

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

How do fleas travel from place to place?

What are caterpillars afraid of?

What is an insect’s favorite sport?

Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?

Why didn’t the butterfly go to the dance?

Two silk worms were in a race. Who won?

What do you get if you cross a tarantula and a rose?

Why are spiders good swimmers?

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Why are frogs so happy?

What did one frog say to the other?

Why was the mother firefly unhappy?

Canary Jokes

Where does a 500-pound canary sit?

What’s yellow, weighs 1,000 pounds, and sings?

What did the 500 pound canary say?

What do you get if you cross a canary and a 50-foot long snake?

Cat Jokes

What is a cat’s favorite color?

What is a cat’s favorite song?

Why can’t a leopard hide?

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

What kind of cats like to go bowling?

What animal cheats at exams?

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

What animals are the best pets?

What did the cat have for breakfast?

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Is it raining cats and dogs?

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

What animal is bad to play games with?

What happened when the lion ate the clown?

Is it true that a lion won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?

What’s the nickname for someone who put her right hand in the mouth of a lion?

Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger?

Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?

When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?

Is it hard to spot a leopard?

What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?

Chicken Jokes

What does a mixed-up hen lay?

What does an evil hen lay?

Where do tough chickens come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?

Where do you find a chicken with no legs?

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?

Why do hens lay eggs?

How do chickens bake a cake?

Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?

What’s the most musical part of a chicken?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?

What’s a haunted chicken?

What’s a henway?

Cow Jokes

What do you get from a pampered cow?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Where do cows go for entertainment?

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

What is a cow’s favorite day?

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

What happened to the lost cattle?

Why can’t you shock cows?

Have you heard about the cow astronaut?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a grumpy cow?

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

Dinosaur Jokes

What does a triceratops sit on?

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

What was T. rex’s favorite number?

Why did the dinosaur get in the bed?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur?

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?

Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?

What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

What’s better than a talking dinosaur?

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Which dinosaur slept all day?

What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

When can three giant dinosaurs get under one umbrella and not get wet?

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth?

What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur?

Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?

What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?

What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?

Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?

What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?

Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Did the dinosaur take a bath?

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?

Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down?

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?

What is in the middle of dinosaurs?

Where do dinosaurs get their mail?

What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?

What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?

Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean?

What do you call a dinosaur with one leg?

What was the scariest prehistoric animal?

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?

What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?

What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?

What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

What family does T. rex belong to?

What made the dinosaur’s car stop?

What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?

Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?

Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?

What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?

Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?

Where did Velociraptor buy things?

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?

What is an Iguanodon’s favorite playground toy?

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

How much fur can you get from a dinosaur?

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?

How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box?

How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator?

How do you make a dinosaur float?

Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a collie?

What animal keeps the best time?

When is a dog not a dog?

Why don’t dogs make good dancers?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What type of markets do dogs avoid?

Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?

Why did the dachshund bite the woman’s ankle?

Why did the snowman call his dog “Frost”?

Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

How do you catch a runaway dog?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call young dogs who play in the snow?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

What do you call a black Alaskan dog?

What do you call a great dog detective?

Why is a tree like a big dog?

What are caterpillars afraid of?

How do fleas travel from place to place?

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What did one flea say to the other?

What do you call a dog that is left handed?

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane?

What do dogs have that no other animals have?

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

What breed of dog does Dracula have?

What makes more noise than a dog barking outside your window?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What kind of dog likes to smell flowers?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

When does a dog go “moo”?

What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?

What do dogs eat at the movies?

What is a dog’s favorite dessert?

Is it raining cats and dogs?

Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?

Duck Jokes

What does a duck like to eat with soup?

What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?

What happens when a duck flies upside down?

What did the duck say after he went shopping?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?

How do you get down off an elephant?

When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?

Which animal grows down?

What’s the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?

Who stole the soap?

What do ducks watch on TV?

Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?

Egg Jokes

What does a mixed-up hen lay?

What does an evil hen lay?

Where do tough chickens come from?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

A rooster laid an egg on a barn roof. Which way would it roll?

Why do hens lay eggs?

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

Where do you get frogs’ eggs?

Elephant Jokes

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?

What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?

Why are elephants so poor?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What does a doctor give an elephant who’s going to be sick?

What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain?

What do you do with a green elephant?

How do you get down off an elephant?

What game do you NOT want to play with an elephant?

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?

How do you know if there is a elephant in your refrigerator?

How do you know if there’s a elephant in your refrigerator?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What is gray and blue and very big?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?

Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?

What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus?

Why do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Fish and Other Ocean Animal Jokes

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?

What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?

Which part of a fish weighs the most?

What’s the most musical part of a fish?

Which fish is the most famous?

How do you confuse a fish?

Where do fish keep their money?

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

How do oysters call their friends?

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

What’s that gooey stuff in between a shark’s teeth?

What is the strongest creature in the sea?

Where do fish sleep?

What do fish and maps have in common?

Frog Jokes

What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?

What is a frog’s favorite exercise?

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Why are frogs so happy?

What did one frog say to the other?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

What do frogs wear on their feet?

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?

When is a car like a frog?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Where do you get frogs’ eggs?

What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

What does a frog say when it washes a window?

What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?

Why couldn’t the snake talk?

What is a frog’s favorite year?

What is a frog’s favorite game?

What is a frog’s favorite game?

What is a frog’s favorite flower?

What is a frog’s favorite cold drink?

What is a frog’s favorite hot drink?

What is a frog’s favorite music?

How did the toad die?

How did the toad die?

How deep is a frog pond?

What’s the world’s weakest animal?

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

Horse Jokes

What type of horses only go out at night?

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

How long should a racehorse’s legs be?

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

What do you give a sick horse?

Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

When does a horse talk?

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

What sickness do horses hate the most?

What do you call a horse that lives next door?

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the road?

Monkey and Gorilla Jokes

What kind of a key opens a banana?

Why did the monkey like the banana?

What did the banana say to the monkey?

What do monkeys do for laughs?

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?

Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?

Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?

Why did the giant ape climbe up the side of the skyscraper?

Where do chimps get their gossip?

What key won’t open any door?

How do you catch a monkey?

How do monkeys get down the stairs?

Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?

What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?

Mouse Jokes

What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?

What does a twenty-pound mouse say to a cat?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails, and can’t see?

What did the cat have for breakfast?

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?

What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?

Where do hamsters come from?

Owl Jokes

Someone said you sounded like an owl.

What do you call an owl with a deep voice?

Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet”?

What is a baby owl after she’s 6 days old?

What is an owl’s favorite subject?

Penguin Jokes

Where do penguins go to dance?

Where does a penguin keep its money?

Why did the penguin cross the road?

Where do penguins go to the movies?

What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?

What do penguins have for lunch?

How does a penguin make pancakes?

Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?

What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?

What do penguins sing at a birthday party?

What do penguins wear on their heads?

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?

Why are penguins good race drivers?

What do penguins eat for lunch?

How does a penguin build its house?

How do penguins drink?

Who’s the head of the penguin navy?

What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?

Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?

What’s black, white and red all over?

Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?

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