Have a passion for riddles about love? We hope you’ll adore this collection of love riddles with answers. Below you will find everything from funny and cute love riddles to love riddles for her & for him, I love you riddles.
Love riddles with answers
Eros is at it’s core, while a ring is its symbol. Though it can be seen as holy, often it is sealed by contact. What is it?
I can start a war or end one, I can give you the strength of heroes or leave you powerless, I might be snared with a glance, but no force can compel me to stay; What am I?
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you
The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, and the kind men show it.
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out “I love you” loudly to someone else.
It grows and blossoms it dies and wilts it happens in the beginning and happens in the end, it can make you cry it can make you sad it can make you smile and can make you brave. What is it?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with an pretty girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long trip that would last a week. Before leaving, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keep the doctor away!
Had by few but treasured by all. I’m on the inside and outside and I make men fall. What am I?
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
I have a crutch on you.
What is worth a billion dollars but comes to you for free?
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
I love you with all my art.
What did one light bulb say to the other?
I love you a whole watt.
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste.
I can break, I can be clogged, I can be attacked, I can be given, I can be kept, I can be crushed yet I can be whole at the same time. What am I?
What did the pirate say to the prostitute pilot who was flying the plane wildly?
I love you riddles
I married your friend, I married your coworker, I may have even married you, and I married every girl that asks me to, yet I am still single. Who am I?
I can be blind, I can be powerful, I can be difficult, deep, complicated, and tender at the same time. What am I?
Why didn’t Adam and Eve have a date?
They preferred to eat apples, not dates
How can a married couple who hate each other and are on the brink of divorce enjoy a romantic dinner and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?
They go on different days
A single man was looking for a girl to be his wife. After having no success with dating he put an ad online which said, “wife needed urgently”. Soon after he received tons of responses but all of them were from other men and all said the same thing. What did they say?
Take mine please
I can make people happy I can make people cry, I can make people want me and I can drive people crazy. What am I?
Megan is always sick and was constantly going to visit the doctor’s office. Meagan’s mom loved her so much and wanted to find a way to keep Megan away from the doctor. How did Megan’s mom keep her from seeing the doctor?
She gave Meagan apples every day to keep the doctor away
How can you tell when a turkey is all ready for a date?
It is dressed
Taylor asked Kate to some to his place for a seven course meal. But when Kate got to William’s house he only had burgers and beer. What’s going on?
The dinner is burgers and a six pack beer make it seven
What did the left eyebrow say to the right eyebrow?
You look surprised to see me
What did the bird ask the bat on Valentine’s Day?
Can I hang with you?
I can grow fast, I can die slow, I can be a joy and pain as you may already know. What am I?
What did Roger say to Jessica Rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
Some bunny loves you
What do the tin of soup, the tin of sardines and the tin of paint want?
The Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz to quit asking them if they have a heart he could borrow
If love is grand, then what is divorce?
At least a hundred grand!
What greeting do you say to a single person on Valentine’s Day?
Happy Independence Day!
The rich and the poor need it, the desperate and the satisfied want it, the coward and the hero crave it? In fact, everyone desires it, yet the only person who can sense it is the one who has it. What is it?
Did you hear about how Dracula met his girlfriend on Valentine’ Day?
It was love at first bite
What date do single people have on Valentine’s Day?
What did the female giraffe ask the handsome male giraffe?
Wanna neck with me?
A guy in Rome married a lot of women again and again inside the exact same church without ever getting caught or in trouble. How did he get away with it?
He’s a priest
Love Riddles for Her
What did the phone say to the WiFi?
We definitely have a connection
Why did the two lovers end up in prison?
Because they stole each other’s heart
What did the toy wooden soldier say to the beautiful nurse when he visited the hospital for his broken leg?
I have a huge crutch on you
What did the bus conductor say to his new girlfriend that works at the zoo?
I think you’re a keeper
What did the clock say to the calendar on Valentine’s Day?
Wanna go on a date?
What did the magnet say to the cast iron pan?
I am so attracted to you
What did number 2 say to number 1?
Are you single?
How did the bell propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Love Riddles for Him
What did the electrical socket say to the plug?
We fit perfectly together
What did Leonardo Da Vinci say to Mona Lisa?
I love you with all my art
What did the fly say to the light bulb?
I watt you so badly
What is Mrs. Right’s first name?
I can inflame and ignite a heart with my weapon, so you lovers better watch out. Who am I?
If a hippo and an elephant go on a date and profess their love to each another, what would they say?
I love you tons
How did the husband show his wife who was the boss of the household?
The husband held up a mirror to his wife’s face
What did the fish say to the bait on Valentine’s Day?
We should totally hook up
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