Word riddles for kids

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Word riddles for kids

Parrot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

Which side of a parrot has the prettiest feathers?

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?

Pig Jokes

Why did the pig become an actor?

What kind of pigs know karate?

What kind of ties do pigs wear?

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

Why did the pig take a bath?

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

What do you give a sick pig?

Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Why was the rabbit so upset?

What do you call a dumb bunny?

How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?

What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?

What do you call a rabbit comedian?

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

Snake Jokes

What is snake’s favorite subject?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What snakes are good at doing sums?

Why are snakes hard to fool?

What snakes are found on cars?

What are a snake’s favorite magic spells?

Why did the viper viper nose?

What’s long, green and goes “hith”?

What is a snake’s favorite dance?

Why couldn’t the snake talk?

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

What do you call a snake with a great personality?

What do most people do when they see a python?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you give a sick snake?

What do you call a snake who works for the government?

Turkey Jokes

What key won’t open any door?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

Miscellaneous Animal Jokes

What do you call a camel with no humps?

What do you call a crying Camel?

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?

What is a sheep’s favorite game?

What animal is best at baseball?

Which circus performers can see in the dark?

Why don’t anteaters ever get sick?

Why don’t bats live alone?

What animals are on legal documents?

How do you close a letter under the sea?

What’s a good job for an octopus?

How do two snails fight?

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Where did the turtle get a new shell?

How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

What do you call an alligator detective?

Where do hamsters come from?

What is out of bounds?

What animal is good at cricket?

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Body Jokes

What’s the most musical bone?

What makes music on your hair?

What’s the best thing to put in a pie?

What did the skeleton order for dinner?

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?

How do you make a skeleton laugh?

What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?

What smells the best at dinner?

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?

What has no fingers, but many rings?

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?

Did you pick your nose?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What should you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns?

What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?

What kind of flower grows on your face?

What do you call a frog with no legs?

What has eight legs and eight eyes?

What kind of hair do oceans have?

What has a bottom at the top?

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What has one eye but cannot see?

Why did the clown wear loud socks!

Why couldn’t the snake talk?

Why are snakes hard to fool?

Why did the viper viper nose?

What do ghosts use to clean their hair?

What has a hundred heads and a hundred tails?

Why don’t you wear a cardboard belt?

Clown Jokes

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Why did the clown throw his clock out of the window?

What should you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns?

Why did the clown wear loud socks!

I’d like to take over the clown’s job!

Why was the clown sad?

Why did the clown cross the road?

What happened when the lion ate the clown?

Why material do you use to make a clown outfit?

What is the pink goo between an elephant’s toes?

Color Jokes

What’s black and white and red all over?

What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?

What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?

What is black and white and red all over?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

What happened when a red ship crashed into a blue ship?

What bird is always sad?

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?

What is gray and blue and very big?

What color is a ghost?

What’s green and smells like blue paint?

What do you do with a green monster?

What is a cat’s favorite color?

What color is a burp?

What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain?

What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car?

What is a cheerleader’s favorite color?

What color socks do bears wear?

Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

What does a dentist call his X-rays?

What does a sick lemon need?

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?

What does a doctor give an elephant who’s going to be sick?

What do you call a diseased criminal?

Why didn’t the girl tell the doctor that she ate some glue?

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

What do you give a sick bird?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the doctor give the sick snake?

How does a frog feel when she has a broken leg?

Where do ghosts go when they’re sick?

Food Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What did the nut say when it sneezed?

Why did the cabbage win the race?

Why was the cucumber mad?

What bird is with you at every meal?

Why do monkeys like to eat bananas?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How do you catch a monkey?

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

What does a mixed-up hen lay?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What did the skeleton order for dinner?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do you get from a pampered cow?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What cheese is made backwards?

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

How do chickens bake a cake?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Where do tough chickens come from?

What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?

Why did the pig become an actor?

What did the burger name her daughter?

How do you fix a broken tomato?

Why couldn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?

Which is the left side of a pie?

Why did the apple go out with a fig?

What do little monsters eat?

What should you take on a trip to the desert?

What kind of vegetable would you like tonight?

What do polar bears eat for lunch?

What’s the best thing to put in a pie?

Waiter, will my pizza be long?

What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?

Did you like the restaurant on the moon?

Why can’t you starve to death on a beach?

What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you get when you cross a frog and a popsicle?

What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What is a cheerleader’s favorite drink?

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

This food tastes kind of funny.

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?

What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?

What kind of plates do they use in space?

Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

What do witches put on their bagels?

What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?

Why did Superman cross the road?

What day do potatoes hate the most?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Why was the cookie sad?

What was the most popular candy on the Titanic?

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

What did a pirate pay for his corn?

What did the mamma tomato say to the baby tomato?

What do you call 150 strawberries bunched together?

Why was the strawberry sad?

Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?

What do ghosts like for dessert?

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

What’s the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?

What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?

How does a penguin make pancakes?

What do dogs eat at the movies?

What is a dog’s favorite dessert?

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?

What is a frog’s favorite cold drink?

What is a frog’s favorite hot drink?

House Jokes

What kind of plates do they use in space?

When is a door not a door?

Why did the woman run around her bed?

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Why did the house go to the doctor?

What did the quilt say to the bed?

What gives you the power and strength to walk through walls?

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Did the dinosaur take a bath?

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

How does a penguin build its house?

What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer?

What room is useless for a ghost?

What does a frog say when it washes a window?

What gets wetter the more it dries?

What room has no walls?

What did one wall say to the other wall?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why do witches fly on brooms?

How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator?

Did the dinosaur take a bath?

When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?

Why was the broom late?

How do you warm up a room after it’s been painted?

Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

How many skunks does it take to stink up a house?

How do teddy bears keep their house cool in summer?

Math Jokes

Why was six afraid of seven?

Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?

What geometric figure is like a lost parrot?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

What does the zero say to the the eight?

What was T. rex’s favorite number?

What snakes are good at doing sums?

Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?

A woman has seven daughters, and each daughter has a brother. How many children does the woman have all together?

Do you know a statistics joke?

Why was the math book sad?

What kind of meals do math teachers eat?

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?

If you had 8 apples in one hand and 5 apples in the other, what would you have?

What is a mathematician’s favorite dessert?

How can you make seven even?

What has eight legs and eight eyes?

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Word riddles for kids
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