Impossible riddles

Forward I’m heavy, backward I’m not.
What am ?

A man has a bee in his hand.
What’s in his eye?

A man wants to enter an exclusive club, but he doesn’t know the password, so he watches the bouncer to figure it out. A woman comes up and the bouncer says, “12.” The woman replies, “6.” The bouncer lets her in.
Another woman comes up and the bouncer says, “6.” The woman says “3” and the bouncer lets her in.
The man feels he’s heard enough and goes up to the door. The bouncer says “10,” and the man replies, “5.” The bouncer tells him to get lost.
What should the man have said instead?

Tear one off and scratch my head.
What once was red is black instead.
What am I?

There was a robbery and the robber was driving away he had to pick the right direction forwards, left or right which way did he pick?

What has roots that nobody sees, are taller than trees. Up, up, up they go and yet never grow?

An archaeologist digs up two bodies. He immediately says that they are Adam and Eve. How can he tell that they are Adam and Eve?

What time is it when your fence gets Destroyed?

I Can’t be seen, I can’t be touched. When you see me you can’t have me forever. I can give you anything you want, but when I’m gone everything is normal again. What am I?

If you throw me out the window will leave a greiving wife. But if you bring back in the door, you will see someone giving life.

Name 50 words that do not contain the letter A in 20 seconds.

What can you hear, but you can’t see, that only talks when you talk to it?

Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?

A woman and a man go on a date. While on their date, the woman shoots the man, drowns the man, and hangs the man. the next night, the same man and woman go on a date and both of them are 100% fine. how is this possible?

What hears everything, but has no ears, talks, but has no mouth.

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

A women had two sons. They where born on the same year and the same Day and the same Hour, but they are not twins. How can this be?

You’re in a metal indestrucitble box in the middle of the ocean. All that’s inside is a mirror and a ball. How do you get out?

I went to the woods and got it, sat down to seek it, brought it home because I could not find it, what was it?

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.

A man walks into a bar, the man asks for a drink, the bar tender pulls out a gun and shoots at him, the man get back up and says thank you. Why is that?

Alive without breath, as cold as death. Never thirsty ever drinkin. All in mail never clinking.

What has everything inside it? Everything you can imagine even god, wind, world, sky, heaven, earth and everything that comes to your mind?

What wears shoes but does not walk?

What are four days of the week that start with the letter “T”?

I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

Lighter than what I’m made of, More of me is hidden than is seen. What am I?

It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living but in death smells good?

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. Who are they?

A horse is tied to a 20 foot long rope. The horse wants to get some water that is 30 feet away. The horse gets the water easily. How is this?

What is the longest word in the English language?

What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?

I can be long or I can be short. I can be grown and I can be bought. I can be painted or left bare. I can be round or square. What am I?