Most confusing riddles with answers

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?

A basketball drops from nowhere and nobody is around. So how does the ball get there?

If this is a coconut and that is a coconut, is _____ a coconut?

If you can touch it, you cannot go in. If you cannot touch it, you can go in. What is it?

Downward grows the root.
Outward grows the skin.
Upward grows the shoot.
What way blows the wind?

You are on holidays and wake up in the morning, stand up, and look South.
You look to the left and find you are still looking South.
You look to the right and find you are still looking South!
Suddenly you see a bear. What color is it?

Phil asks his friend Stan when his birthday is. Stan replies that he was 32 the day before yesterday and next year hell be 35. When is his birthday and how is this possible?

A man enters an expensive restaurant and orders a meal. When the waiter brings him his meal the man takes out a slip of paper and writes down 102004180, then leaves. The cashier hands the slip of paper to the cashier who understood it immediately.
What did the slip of paper say?

John has three daughters who are all unmarried. The youngest always lies, the oldest always tells the truth, and the one in the middle either tells the truth or lies. A very rich young man comes to John’s house and says he wishes to marry one of his daughters. Naturally he wants to marry the oldest or the youngest so he will always know if she is lying or telling the truth. John agrees but says he can only ask one of the girls a yes or no question to decide which one he marries. They all look the same age.
What one question does he ask one of the daughters at random to figure out which daughter is the youngest or oldest?

There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock
How is this possible?

What two words does this say?
‘esgg sgeg gegs gsge’

A police officer got out of his patrol car and saw a boy. He walked up to him asked him, “What’s your name?”
“Shut up!” the boy replied innocently.
“Where’s your manners?” asked the insulted police officer.
“Up that tree,” said the boy nonchalantly, pointing to a proximate tree.
“You’re seeking for trouble, aren’t you?” said the police officer.
“No, trouble’s seeking for me!” the boy replied sincerely.
What is happening here?

When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?

What we caught, we threw away. We kept what we didnt catch. What was it that we kept?

A man in prison has a visitor. Afterward a guard asks the inmate who the visitor was to him. The inmate replies: “brothers and sisters I have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who was the visitor to the inmate?

How Long is a Chinese man’s name?

What crime can you get arrested for if you attempt it, but not if you commit it?

How long is the answer to this question?

I stand when I’m sitting, and jump when I’m walking. Who am I?

Which is the word in English that has nine letters, and remains a word at each step even when you remove one letter from it, right up to a single letter remaining. List each letter as you remove them, along with the resulting word at each step?

It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?

The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no.
What was the question?

The first box has two white balls. The second box has two black balls. The third box has a white and a black ball.
Boxes are labeled but all labels are wrong!
You are allowed to open one box, pick one ball at random, see its color and put it back into the box, without seeing the color of the other ball.
How many such operations are necessary to correctly label the boxes?

1. How can we put a elephant in the refrigerator ?
2. How can we put a Giraffe in a refrigerator ?
3. The king of the jungle invites all the animals to a party everyone comes except for one animal, which animal ?
4. You come to a crocodile infested lake, you can’t go around it, you can’t co under it and you can’t go over it, how do you get across ?

I have 100 coins in my wallet.
What is the minimum number of coin(s), I would be required in order to make sure each coin touched exactly three other coins.

What number am I? I am a three digit number. My tens digit is five more than my ones digit. My hundreds digit is eight less than my tens digit.

You have a dime and a dollar, you buy a dog and a collar, the dog is a dollar more than the collar, how much is the collar?

What goes up a chimney down but can’t come down a chimney up?

Can you rearrange the letters of the words BURNS ME THERE to spell out three numbers?

Shotgun Pete owned a lot of guns. He left a quarter of them in Death Valley, gave one to each of the three passengers in the stagecoach, and kept half of them with him. How many guns did Pete own?

How could a boy be born in May, although his birthday was in June, and then grow up and marry his mother?

Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

A man was driving a black car. His lights were off. The moon shown no light. A cat was in the middle of the road. How did he know to stop?

What heavy seven letter word can you take two away from and be left with eight?