Funny clever riddles

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

How many apples grow on a tree?

A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn’t stop him.Why didn’t the police officer stop him?

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Forward I am heavy, but backward I am
not. What am I?

He has married many women, but has
never been married. Who is he?

How are a jeweler and a jailer alike?
The jeweler sells watches and the jailer

How many bricks does it take to complete
a building made of brick?

How many of each animal did Moses
take on the ark?

How many times can you subtract the
number 5 from 25?

How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep
and 2 feet wide?

I am used to bat with, yet I never get a
hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never
thrown. What am I?

I have a head like a cat. I have feet like
at cat. But I am not a cat. What am I?

I know a word of letters three,
Add two and fewer there will be.

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white
egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

If an egg came floating down the Green
River, where did it come from?

If there are fifteen crows on a fence and
the farmer shoots a third of them, how
many crows are left?

If two’s company and three’s a crowd,
what are four and five?

If you have it, you want to share it. If
you share it, you don’t have it. What is
it?

If you were in a dark room with a candle,
a woodstove, a match and a gas
lamp which do you light first?

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds.
What must you add to it to make it
weigh 12 pounds?

A farmer had seventeen sheep, all but
nine died, how many did he have left?

A father’s child, a mother’s child, yet no one’s son.

A man builds a house with all 4 sides
facing south. A bear walks past the
house. What color is the bear?

A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can
be very nice when I am done.
What am I?

A woman had two sons who were born
on the same hour of the same day of
the same year. But they were not twins.
How could this be so?

Before Mount Everest was discovered,
what was the highest
mountain on Earth?

Before the days of motor cars, a man
rode into town on his horse. He arrived
on Friday, spent three days in town and
left on Friday. How is that possible?
Hint: Can you guess the horse’s name?
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup,
Even a river can’t fill it up.
What is it?

Can a man legally marry his widow’s
sister in the state of California?

Clara Clatter was born on December
27th, yet her birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?

Even if they are starving, natives living
in the Arctic will never eat a
penguin’s egg. Why not?