Riddles about love

Why does love need sunglasses and a cane?

What do relationships have in common with algebra?

Why didn’t the watermelon want to marry the honeydew melon?

What do love and math have in common?

What did the iPhone say to the Macbook?

How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?

Useless for one,
but absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for Free
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
It’s a baby’s right,
The lover’s privilege,
The hypocrite’s mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
What am I?

When I look at her, she smiles at me.
When I wink at her,
she winks at me.
When I kiss her,
she kisses me back.
When I say I love you,
she says it back.
Who am I?

What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?

He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

Why did the man propose to his Korean crush?

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

How do you get the attention of someone you love?

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

Eros is at it’s core, while a ring is its symbol. Though it can be seen as holy, often it is sealed by contact. What is it?

What is yours but you can’t actually hold?

What did the rabbit say to his friend on Valentines Day?

Why did Carbon? marry Hydrogen?

Whats the difference between love and marriage?

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

What three words are said too much, yet not enough?

What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?

What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?

What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?

Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?

This very thing you were born with pleases us all. It’s even capable of making men fall, while only experienced by few it’s treasured by all.

Whats the definition of a happy marriage?

How did the girl get a prince to fall in love with her?

Who is the perfect husband?

What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day?

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

What did the elephant say to his Valentine?

Adam and Eve ever have a date?

What did the little boy sheep say to the little girl sheep on Valentine’s Day??

Why should you send your sweetheart a valentine on Valentine’s Day?

What is a ram’s favorite song?

The rich men want it, the wise men know it, the poor all need it, and the kind men show it.

I am something quite. I can be happiness, sadness or fear. I can show or just be gone, but I’ll come back not before long.

Of no use to one ,
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby’s right,
The lover’s privilege,
The hypocrite’s mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?

What did the boy bulb say to the girl bulb ?

Why was the beautiful female octopus confused on Valentine’s Day ?

You play with me when you are single n bored and are stuck with me once married.
What am I ?

Made by God in pairs
Separated at birth on Earth
Found after years of search
Inseparable for the rest of the time.

A tested formula of love
Inevitable part of love stories
The romantic dim light and good food are its friends
It never goes out of trend.

Testimony of love
Signifier of commitment
All it needs is
A bottle of wine
And a band that shines

It caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies
And numerous maladies
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for
What is it?

They have the power to entice
The exploration of their depths are never suffice
They are the subject of all romantic lines
They come in Blue, black or hazel shades
Name them!

At the surface or within
It has the power to woo you and win
For Keats it was joy forever
If you have it, it will get you favours

Begins with L and ends with Y
With its presence relationships survive
Through slightest inkling of its loss
Instant separation can be caused

This word is a favourite of girls
Boys are unnerved on the mention of it
Once love finds its accompaniment
It becomes a lifelong event

Declaration of love
Beginning of a journey
With vows and a ceremony

What did one electric bulb say to the other?

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurs?

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

My first is foremost legally,
My second circles outwardly,
My third leads all in victory,
My fourth twice ends a nominee,
My whole is this gate’s only key.
What am I?

I am just two and two
I am warm, I am cold,
I am lawful, unlawful
A duty, a fault
I am often sold dear,
Good for nothing when bought;
An extraordinary boon,
and a matter of course,
and yielding with pleasure
When taken by force.

What is worth a billion dollars but comes to you for free?

I make men fall. Had by few but treasured by all. I’m inside and outside too and I make men fall. What am I?

I represent love. I’m the daughter of Heaven and Sea. You may find me in the sky above, And many envy my beauty.

To cross the water I’m the way, For water I’m above; I touch it not, and truth to say, I neither swim nor move. What am I

Two bodies have I; Tho’ both join’d in one, The stiller I stand, The faster I run.

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

Which animal eats with its ears?

What’s the meaning of C.L.I.C.K. ?

What has to be broken before it can be used?

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?