Extremely difficult riddles

I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet off the ground. What am I?

2 balls remaining…
last 2 players on the pitch
player A 94*
player B 94
7 runs to win the match
how would both players make their centuries?

A man was pushed out of an airplane, without a parachute. How was he able to survive?

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets.
He walks out alive, with no blood anywhere.
And no, he didn’t miss and he wasn’t Superman or any other caped crusader.
How did he do this?

What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?

You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung. What is it?

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom’s day?

What is that which goes with a car, comes with a car, is of no use to a car, and yet the car cannot go without it?

There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. Who are they?

A man walks into a pub and simply orders a water. The bar tender simply looks at the man, grabs a shotgun, and points it at the man’s face. The man says, “Thank you” gets up, and walks out of the pub. Why did they behave this way?

Why can’t Kevin Smith, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

At the beach. A bell rings, a woman dies. What happened?

Six glasses are in a row. The first three are filled with milk and the last three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and the empty glasses alternate?

What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and the beginning of every ending?

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?

I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?

If you were standing directly on Antarctica’s South Pole facing north?

An apple begins with me and age too. I i i I am in the midst of a man and foremost in every apprehension. You will find me in everyday and see me in all Autumns. It’s a pity that you cannot see me in the air and yet it’s so wonderful to be a part of the great Atlantic ocean! Guess what am I?

You should keep me as straight as can be, yet very few do. Most of the time I am slightly bent or curved. Your sadness usually causes me to bend further, but don’t bend me for too long or I may never be able to fully straighten out again. What am I?

If 66 = 2, 99 = 2, 888 = 6, 00 = 2, 7777 = 0, 667= 2, 276 = 1, 833 = 2, then what does 2876 equal?